Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 5

I feel certain this is true

Forgot my kitten's new collar is glow-in-the-dark-yellow-green and awoke at 3am in a pitch black room to see a very small ufo floating silently across my bed. Was embarrassingly excited tbh 😞

I love the Welsh lol

First of all, has a person ever looked more mischievous? I wish I knew her.

Secondly, this is a miniature portrait from around 1660. It comes with overlays that allow you to change her appearance for fun. Filters from 500 years ago lol!

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

honestly apple this is all we want

I don't drink much alcohol but sometimes I really, really, really want the accessories

Personally I think we should go back to making beautiful hair accessories that have little swords hidden in them. I could have used this twice yesterday

(Designer Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) Paris)

morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone

ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂

I'm in an airport and every child is crying and they are correct

who would you rather have at your author Q & A, a "this is more of a comment" person, or a bear

pope complaining that things around the vatican are suddenly getting too gay like we're just supposed to forget these guys have been the security guards for 600 years

all the world on the back of a turtle

This is correct and I love him

am being informed that breakfast is late

#caturday

Much like rats leaving a sinking ship, old ghosts abandon a collapsing country 😔

I admire England's ability to use the one group of people who couldn't possibly be to blame for its problems (the teenagers) as a scapegoat for an entire fucked up society. Seems like something a strong country would do. Top notch politics. A+

these are late bc they required a child to send photos lol but my daughter was on an overnight ferry out in the Pacific ocean (near Haida Gwaii, BC) when the northern lights came.

The kids had one of the nights of their lives. I think these are great, so I'm putting them here