there's no point holding a grudge. begin your revenge immediately
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Oct-2024 09:47:27 JST elle -
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Oct-2024 09:13:56 JST elle boss: how was your week?
me: I was told there would be no fact-checking
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 03:50:52 JST elle someone's doing voodoo on this onion. someone's mortal enemy is an onion. I must know more
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 22:12:50 JST elle this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, killed his annoying patron over an argument about inferior ham, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2024 03:28:26 JST elle “women like us fall into two categories: dragons and fools. you must make sure they think of you as a dragon”
Maggie Smith
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-2024 07:02:43 JST elle "i would like a SMALL CABBAGE"
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-2024 18:11:57 JST elle proud to say that I've never had a concept of a plan in my life. every morning I just fling myself out into the world and hope for the best
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-2024 05:05:26 JST elle mayan figure from 1600 yrs ago, with accessories. earliest lego guy
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 20:49:26 JST elle goddamn you could write a whole new "We Didn't Start the Fire" just about this week
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 17:43:01 JST elle Tupperware is declarimg bankruptcy. This kind of failure leaves a real stain (bright orange-red)
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 12:04:43 JST elle white people who move to other countries like to call themselves "expats" so they don't have to say they're immigrants
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 03:59:46 JST elle ohh england experiencing a little colonization and being real crybabies about it tbh
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 04:45:55 JST elle apparently I'm at the stage of nervous breakdowns where you start arguing with self-checkout machines
machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN CHECKOUT AREA
me: yeah that's the will to live leaving my body
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-2024 13:41:32 JST elle it's never too late to become the black sheep of your family
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Sep-2024 09:46:09 JST elle trump is so lucky that all his assassins have only concepts of a plan
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Sep-2024 04:34:56 JST elle Does anyone know how to search your own posts?
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 08:19:29 JST elle stevie nicks: she is like a cat in the dark, and then she is the darkness
police sketch artist:
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 10:30:11 JST elle I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsey because it screams at me every time I cook
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 00:54:29 JST elle music is really loyd math
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elle (ellegray@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-2024 08:02:09 JST elle when you can't decide if you want flowers or muppets in your garden, plant this dahlia