Notices by benteh (benteh@mastodon.social)

halp – trying to find a tweet / toot / skeet about gendered children's clothes explained to an alien (?)

"we dress them differently so that people think about their genitals when they see them" or something like that

@eivind @aagot THERE IT IS! thanks!!

noen som har noe bilder eller video fra #akerselva nå? #hans

altså det er det ikke lov å kalle avkommet ass

OKAY plant people. FACT:

to say a plant is "beginner friendly" or "easy" tells me nothing. NOTHING.

the assumption here is that a newbie would FORGET to water it, so plants for noobs would be succulent, pony tail, sword plants, devils ivy etc.

contrary! newbies might be a bit TOO aware of the new life form in their midst & drown anything short of aquatic species.

...and old hands like myself can get a bit too chill, a glance across the room at a wee green thing, thinking "nah it'll be fine"

forslag! lag brøytestikker av noe brytes ned dersom temperaturen er over 10 varme i to uker.

det kjedelige alternativet er selvsagt bambus som har funket i årevis 🙄

https://www.nrk.no/innlandet/anne-dehli-jevnesveen-ryddet-store-mengder-broytestikker-i-plast-i-ringsaker-kommune-1.16419056

når du tenker på det – hva har sverige som vi ikke har?

jeg har nå spurt Hele Internett og det eneste svensker har som vi ikke har er:
- tødler
- et lite, bestemt geografisk området (Stureplan)
- pepperkaker som er litt anneledes enn vanlige pepperkaker
- gode naboer
- creepy midtsommer
- folkøl & surstrømming (men det kan de beholde)
- grønn pepperpaté

det er det hele?

#norsktut #allheimen

show me where you're from –

with one picture

(retoot plz?)

ikke bare kan han ikke ro.

han sitter feil vei i båten.

atte.

genius!

#libraries

i know it is totally utterly old-school and web 0.1, but i actually have a blog.

i _like_ to think of it as a ... kind of magazine.

but really.

it is a blog.

take a peek https://visualsquirrels.net/

i see some new faces – you're out of the trenches now

you should be able to run this, to find your people from over there, over here

https://fedifinder.glitch.me/

it's different here. that's the point.

a thing of beauty

since no one at work is going to give me an award, i'll have to do it myself #css

"curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

#putin #wagner

@forteller ja… men har det noe for seg? er det virkelig regelbrudd?

nasser på nesbru

🤮

"hitlerparodi" my arse