Notices by missy :unverified: (missy_lynn@mastodon.world)

hi. an aperol spritz is nasty. yeah i said it. you’re welcome.

asked my husband how to do something and he had the audacity to explain rather than do it for me 😔

all of the other reindeer were assholes

psa: if a teenager comes to your door for candy, give it to him. there are so many things he could be doing, but he’s choosing to hang on to this piece of his childhood.

if finding an onion ring hidden amongst your fries makes you exceptionally happy, we should be friends 🫶🏻

told my daughter to watch her attitude. she said for complaints about her attitude, contact the manufacturer. well-played, kid.

@thomasfuchs not to be weird but what are the large turd looking things ?

precisely me