Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social), page 3

#Valheim is 50% off in the Humble store.

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/valheim

#MusiciansDay is a #Fediverse event for Fedi artists like #Dgar and @Onj to promote their own #music.

Follow the hashtag so you don’t miss future 🌐 events!

Gettin’ Stoned (feat. Andre Lois [@Onj])
~ #Dgar

https://ffm.to/dgargettinstoned

#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #collab

More Paul.

#Guitar #Music

I am sometimes mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrödinger: Nice.

I phoned my wife and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on my way home, she just grunted at me.

I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.

What’s classy if you’re rich, but trashy if you’re poor?

Getting money from the government.

Meanwhile in #Australia

#MeanwhileInAustralia

There should be an immediate ban on all packaged shredded cheeses in the United States!

Make America grate again.

Meanwhile in #Australia

#MeanwhileInAustralia

Artist: Mick Ashley

Meanwhile in #Australia

#MeanwhileInAustralia

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc... and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."
~ Douglas Adams

I hung out at The Troll’s Head today in #Valheim. @skyfire747 kept busy and made some troll friends.

“Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo.”
~ Where’s Waldo audiobook

Caption this.

Top 10 Binary Numbers!

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Looking to get into #DgarMusic but don’t know where to start?

Not sure which #Dgar song is right for you?

Here’s a handy #Dgarheads guide to help you choose your special track!

Looking for a good pub rock song with rip-your-face-off guitars and sing-along chorus? Try the heavy-rock sounds of “Proud Woman”.

https://ffm.to/dgarproudwoman

Perhaps something more orchestral is to your liking? I offer you the instrumental “Icarus”.

https://ffm.to/dgaricarus

If you enjoy a little synth in your rock, there’s the Mastodon Monday favourite “It’s Always Monday On The Moon”.

https://ffm.to/dgaritsalwaysmondayonthemoon

Maybe you’re in the mood for a good soppy love song? I’ve got you covered… in pure sop. Just me and a clean Fender Stratocaster with “Cilla”

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/cilla

How about a dark emotional bass number with “Only the Music”?

https://ffm.to/dgaronlythemusic

Or a poppin’ pop song might be what you’re craving. “Space Pop” even!

https://ffm.to/dgarspacepop

No? Ummm… oh! I know! Driving rock song! “Little Black Hatchback” with the synth solo and vroom vroom car sounds…

https://ffm.to/dgarlittleblackhatchback

Still no? Okay then. Stoner rock!! You like that right? “Gettin’ Stoned”.

https://ffm.to/dgargettinstoned

Rebellious grunge? There’s “Flat World” which has nothing to do with Flat Earth, in case anyone was thinking that.

https://ffm.to/dgarflatworld

Well okay, it does go a bit progressive-rock with “Splinter In The Minds Eye”.

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/splinter-in-the-minds-eye

Greek Mythology? There’s a bit of that with “Daedalus”.

https://ffm.to/dgardaedalus

Okay, how about an angry angsty thrashy breakup song? “Anymore”

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/anymore

Alright, I’m running out of songs here… surely I can find something for you… umm. The space-rock song that fails to answer that age old question of ‘what she said’ - “Airlock”

https://ffm.to/dgarairlock

My ‘Indie Musician Anthem’ with rock guitar, two-note guitar solo, and mosh-dance bass? “Digital Busker”

https://ffm.to/dgardigitalbusker

This is “Stupid”.

https://ffm.to/dgarstupid

There is one more. If you like punk rock songs about zombies, that is, you can listen to “All Zombies Go To Heaven” which won 3rd place in the Annual #Fedivision Song Contest 2024!

https://ffm.to/dgarzombies

I hope you found something you enjoy! If you did, let me know! Stay tuned, there’s more to come!

#music #DgarRadio #MusiciansOfMastodon

Me: I feel awful!

Doctor: Tell me what happened.

Me: I was eating an apple and…

Doctor: Wait. How many apples do you eat?

Me: One a day.

Doctor: You’re on your own.

Me: I have short term memory loss.

Them: What’s it like?

Me: What’s what like?

Them: Short term memory loss.

Me: Oh, I have that too!