Notices by Josh "cortex" Millard (joshmillard@mastodon.social), page 2

@annika @Ranjit @muffinista @casey you don’t have to bite your thumb to work here—but it helps!!!

today's spooky halloween monster is: the Jira ticket

- it is agile
- it can clone at will
- just when you think it's done, it comes back to haunt you

@Gargron @metagrrrl I mean it really was basically about IP violations, just the IP in question was the like human genome

I’m a cranky old-web person but I’m just genuinely fucking mystified that the reaction to either Jack’s or Zuck’s new corporate social media landgrab isn’t a loud unanimous laughing “no, get fucked”. Twitter and Facebook were a warning, not an instruction manual.

@danhon one-time pad thai

Americans don't write dates "wrong", we just use Little Whendian storage

i regret to inform you that i know what Jira is now

when you encode a hidden message in your court transcript that's steneganography

In other news: babka