Notices by alayna (fluttergirly@chitter.xyz)

Walmart taking some interesting positions on shipping

will never stop being upset that the fifth fnaf game was not called five nights at freddy's 5: nights at freddy's

yknow its kinda funny I have never seen anyone mention the name of the guy its always just 'united healthcare ceo' absolutely no one cares who he was, only what he did

me every time I go on the goddamn switch eshop for some reason

tetos 2

got my first less than helpful Google AI search result

love when I talk about being ace/not experiencing sexual attraction and someone shows up to be like "I'm so sorry you're missing out on a fundamental human emotion :( that must be so hard for you :( :(" or something along those lines like nah I'm doin just fine actually lol

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong plate

my girlfriend and I have been gifted a lil green pickup truck but neither of us know how to drive jhfddhgjk

we got 75% of the eclipse today, the awning in front of our door made some lil projections for us :3

hiiiii

I see 'NT' and process it correctly as 'neurotypical' but I see 'ND' and my brain goes hmm yes. neurodypical

seeing "won't fix" as a bug report response is incredibly funny to me, it has such a sassy energy, it is like an obstinate child saying "nuh uh" when asked to clean up their room

@SuperDicq yea but with dog food it's made to just be eaten right out of the bag u would have to prepare rice or potatoes first

how come they sell dog food in 16 lb bags but I can't buy a 16 lb bag of human food

now that they're finally making Pokemon Z... maybe this means someday we'll also finally get Pokemon Gun..

hi I'm an indoor bug how about you?

the time has finally come, discord forcing me to do the thing 😔

I found two cassettes and a VHS on the ground today

I got da shirt

(thank u @BisTheFairy 💕)