Notices by ashley (rabcyr@mastodon.social), page 3

@lain why does a company want their product in third place instead of second???

@lain wonder what they mean by “solve hard problems”

probably not like neural net stuff

@lain assuming they could understand it at least as well as i did, one-dimensional man.

otherwise, technological slavery.

@lain there’s a white tesla in town i keep seeing, and it’s gotta be the ugliest car made this century

@lain i also want to make a texas flag but replace the star with the zia sun (symbol on new mexico flag) as we have settled here (on the historic texas side of the rio grande)

@lain and now i’m remembering that i forgot to buy that cast iron pan in the shape of texas in 2021 when i was there. i’m a texan and i have nothing in the shape of texas. which is an excellent shape.

@lain yeah it goes way beyond slaughterhouse 4, emotionall

@lain this dude puts up with exactly zero malarkey

@lain gonna make so much money when socialism comes and i pivot to working on garbage trucks

@lain irono-anarchism

@lain their secret ingredient is all the harvested conversion therapy tears, and gosh it’s good

@lain halcyon days

@lain he doesn’t even seem to know that founder stock value isn’t real money

@lain my employer’s insurance is good everywhere iirc

@lain

@lain you have enshittened yourself

@lain tfw an angry fox

@lain won’t someone think of the poor thicc women

finally, a #yarn for me

project manager just interrupted my knitting by giving me a project

the audacity!!!