Notices by Amy (lolennui@mstdn.social)

Boeing apologizes for miscalculating how many of you they could kill cutting corners before everyone got all mad

Happy 2024!

This is it, I can feel it, the year that’s magically amazing without me changing my behavior or doing any work

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

I love “rizz” because young people came up with the most 1920’s hardboiled detective sounding slang for some reason

we need to stop pretending white supremacist groups operate in the deepest bowels of the internet when they’re literally just on youtube one click away from a game play through

Did you know on Earth they just call it “Day”??

recency bias just isn’t what it used to be

“I don’t see color, why, I don’t care if you’re

Around this time three years ago I went to Costco and they had a sign that said, "no chicken, no toilet paper, no Nintendo Switch"

Sorry to the kids confused about the Dilbert thing, a “newspaper” is like a huge printed website

This is how they arrive on Earth.

Whenever I click a news article and it’s a video I’m like, “ok! guess I won’t be learning about that current event!!”

You know who’s had it too good for too long?? Contract workers with no healthcare.

25 Mind-blowing Reasons This Fucking Sucks

Happy ass feast to all who celebrate!

I have no informed opinion on monitoring what kids do online but I think giving kids a sense of belonging offline is *the* way to guide them away from bullies and grifters like Tate. And if you’re a parent you’re probably already doing that!

me: I will do literally anything to sleep better

science: put away the screaming screen for a few minutes a day

me: no ❤️

There’s no time to explain, get in the pea

I feel like twitter was a bar where for some reason everyone had a knife and now I’m here looking around like “none of you have KNIVES, right??” and you’re all like “why would I have a knife, are you ok”