Notices by Mickey Lloyd (mlbellar@universeodon.com)

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"files unreadable" - the 6 month old SSD in your desk

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"that bitch" - men mansplaining smart women to each other

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"I rebuke thee in the name of Jesus" - Rev. Shaw Moore (well played by the demented Mr. Quaid, which one? Does it fucking matter) tossing in match

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"where did all the fries go" - manager

"I umummm don't umummm know must be umummm communists" - Trump

anything to keep from being asked real questions and giving real answers

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"When did this become OK? I'll tell you, Juneteenth" - today's Republican Party

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"after a meeting with Vance, I have decided schools shall have reading Futons for the Trump bibles" - Ryan Walter a Divine Enforcer with big plans for your daughters

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"how the fuck am I gonna sell these if her face says I've been trafficked" - the cheap glue holding the Chinese made U's S's and the A's from Mexico which may have excessive lead

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"the thing about Vance is, well have you ever seen a futon fire?" - the reason fire-fighters hate this weirdo

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"given its nature there is no clear hierarchy in a bag of dicks" - lady who votes as her cat demands

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"I'm suing" - Steven Miller

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"wait till that tube gets a hold of me"- JD Vance thinking about cheating on his couch

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"it's raining old white unethical men " - FoxNews which knows full well Newt was the first Speaker that was disciplined for an ethics violation in our nation's history. He resigned in disgrace... yet here we are

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"human's vibe, AI's hallucinate but damnit I love them both " - Stupid, by design and at any cost

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"a real man would have used his dick" - the lying asshat named Elon Musk who only enjoys being White

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"the south is known for repulsive things" - MTG's spandex covered ass

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"Trump does it" - a good reason not to

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"once the unfuckable is rendered the brain shuts down the message" - the "new" in NYT which quit a long time ago

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"I've been in drag for decades, should I worry?" - I Cant Believe It's Not Butter

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"how about banjo's?" - the musical equivalent of cock fighting

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"curses, she beat us again" - a gaggle of Jewish space laser's with Wal-Mart butt plugs full of mifepristone, out to replace White people