Notices by Mickey Lloyd (mlbellar@universeodon.com), page 2

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"this will be better than Dial of Destiny" - Mr Jones

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"but we made a profit" - that conservative as fuck dickwad that now owns WB and intents to change what you are allowed to see

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"while known to eat figs once the bird tastes human flesh, may god help you" - very late night Animal Planet

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"my daddy told me old white guys are like a box of candy, you just never know" - Chuck's grand daughter

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"excuse me, but #Trump is a few burgers away from being a dead ringer for Jon Voight. It's weird how Jon has the top teeth, Donny the bottoms" - Elvis

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"Why has thou abandoned me?" - Good Faith hanging on the cross of #GOP politics as Mikey Johnson pushes in his spear

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"if only his footballing could run like his mouth" - some bookie that lost big this season

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"who the fuck is George Santos?" - 2025

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"every time a Black person smiles a #WhiteSupremist loses their wings" - the real #Jesus who would also trigger the right

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"for 10K you get the silk he farts thru" - #Trump 's secret OnlyFans account

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"once upon our time news media was well regulated, but the GOP ended that and called out to the rich to monetize" - the ghost of Walter Leland Cronkite

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"let them eat cake, but never mifepristone" - the hypocrisy of Gov Noem's glided vagina

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"awe" - my tricorder reading

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"I can only be alone with a woman if she's dead and in the trunk of my car" - Mike #Pence 's #Christian morality

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"73" - the number of years it takes for a liar named McCarthy to get our nation from Red Scare to Red Dare

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"I will vouch for him" - Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud and his box of bone saws

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"we tend to treat #history like a solid, when its nature is liquid" - years of paying attention

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It isn't even original. It was stolen from Gen MadDog Jim Mattis.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.’

Like the AR-15 even the platitudes are military.

Kids at the mall are an unacceptable military objective.

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"His mind is distracted. With Tucker gone Bartiromo has become his problem" - Kimberly Guilfoyle

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"Please note, if the fact you exist pisses folks off, the fact you keep on surviving will really get to them." - Hope