Notices by Robert Denby (bullix@universeodon.com)

@georgetakei

This is the exact thing guillotines were invented for. And I'm only mostly kidding about that.

@mattblaze

Attention Wall Street Journal: banks don't collapse because a, gasp, brown person or a gay person or veterans are on their board. Like, seriously, what a vapid, idiotic, opportunistic ass covering op-ed. It reads like the kind of horse shit Jerry Falwell used to peddle to his rubes about minorities causing hurricanes.

@georgetakei

And a Supreme Court Challenge is born.

@chadloder @micahflee
I noticed that Bari Weiss also used her "contribution" as an advert for her blog as well. Honestly, their willingness to help Elon manufacture this absurd nonstory should disqualify them from being considered serious journalists...because they look like they're for sale.

@georgetakei Hey, how'd you get him to tweet out his old Venmo profile bio?

@georgetakei George, I'm half your age...and I could never keep up with everything you do, lol

@georgetakei The fact that Space Karen thinks Adam Schiff is dumb is just adorable. Also, its proof that just because someone like musk is perhaps a genius at one thing...doesnt mean he knows shit about anything else. I mean, look at that white bow tie and tell me there's a loving god. Go ahead. I'll wait.