Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 8

reminder that the characters in your story making stupid/bad decisions, being dishonest with themselves and the reader, and not knowing what's actually going on is not a "plot hole" it is how 99% of people operate in real life

@anathema no being school aged again makes me want to die just thinking about it simply be old

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

@anathema i havent had to write an essay in 14 years

jesus smoked only resin in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights

@shibao @sun when i was a young teenager i HATED having breasts and so i would spend like 2-4 hours a day every day doing chest/shoulders to try to make them go away but it only resulted in me being able to flex each one individually like dwayne johnson

@anathema i love how much I've influenced fedi by bringing the construction worker bit here...

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

baby dog is almost 30 lbs now and when we first got her she was 9

@lain we need to raise the DUI fine on saipan from 25 dollars to 30 dollars

@lain i reckon we ought to make it worse actually

@prettygood for me its gonna be green bean casserole, corn casserole, stuffing, roasted brussels sprouts, and roasted garlic mashed potatoes

@prettygood neither roommate nor i do meat so were gonna Make like 6 sides and desserts lol

i am so excited to cook WAY too much food for thanksgiving next week

@pernia lmao what

tastes like prion disease

direct flights between here and Taiwan soon

keep eating ice cream and forgetting lactose intolerant

life well spent.

can't remember: large portions of my own life to the point of causing continuity crises and a complete lack of sense of self

can remember: every single spoken word of dialogue in its exact inflection from KoTOR2 and all the puzzle solutions