Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 3

let me be a guest on your podcast

kratom is legal here but nowhere sells it I can find and I'm worried about customs being angry if I try to order it online

@lucy imagine being extradited to saipan for kratom crimes

@lucy the penalty for a DUI here is a 25 dollar fine and you dont even lose your license I think they'd just fine you and send you on your way

@WeissenSocken88 @Humpleupagus I'll gut you like a fish market tuna brother

@WeissenSocken88 @Humpleupagus frogs and toads are the same thing.

walk out of the bathroom to see baby dog cuddling with my spider plush 88w88

@rat racism is over

just a tiny bit hungover lads

@georgia @anemone @lucy my walk home in middle school was 1.5 but I guess I was 12 then and not ten but still this does happen a lot

@anemone @lucy they do in large portions of it without this happening tbf

@sun rich people who arent total faggots have friends

inb4 elons department of slave labor finds out that the only thing the government should spend money on is subsidiaries for cars that don't go very fast or very far and rocketships to nowhere

@Paultron I just can't imagine, as a man, spending so much of your own money to elect a guy who said this about you lmao

@MK2boogaloo @Paultron dont even have one but that shouldn't stop your third world dog eating ass

@MK2boogaloo @Paultron how about you suck MY cock

@MK2boogaloo @Paultron i bet you're like 5'4"

@cell @lain they all walked up the stairs

@meso they call me De Sandwich

they call it vodka sauce cuz you get sauced while making it with all the leftover vodka