Notices by Adam Gessaman :vcoffee: (adam@windbag.org)

Insanity. The Chiefs block a potentially game-winning Broncos field goal as time expired. The Chiefs are 9-0.

#NFL :nfl: #Chiefs :chiefs: #Broncos :broncos:

I wish that Mastodon had the "Starter Pack" functionality that Bluesky has built. It's a really smooth way to build communities without relying on algorithmic feeds.

#Mastodon #Bluesky

I feel like someone should explain to Apple Intelligence that not all services with short posts call them tweets.

#Mastodon #Twitter #Apple

Vanderbilt is in victory fomation. The fickle Kalen DeBoer and #1 ranked Alabama fall short. You love to see it.

#CFB 🏈

The dumbest playoff rule in professional sports just denied us the ending tonight’s shootout deserved.

#NFL :nfl: #TNF

This clip of Trump and Aubrey O’Day, a contestant on the Apprentice, talking about P. Diddy is extremely telling given recent developments.

https://www.offtiktok.com/post/1291

If Justin Fields keep playing like this, there’s little chance that Russell Wilson will have more TDs than toilets in his house this year.

#Steelers :steelers: #NFL :nfl

Harris: "And this... former president"

What word was coming out instead? My money is on buffoon.

I don’t like watching the 49ers winning, but I do like watching Aaron Rogers losing.

#NFL :nfl: #MNF

Notre Dame shows the risk of scheduling a supposed 'pushover game' against a non-Power 4 team early in the schedule. After losing, do they even stay in the top 25?

#CFB 🏈

The shots of Notre Dame fans in various forms of shock and dejection after NIU went up 16-14 with 31 seconds left are going to make some great gifs.

#CFB 🏈

Tonight's coding project was a really simple flashcard system that pulls enrollment data by section from Canvas and photos from our SIS and combines them to be quickly clicked through on my phone to learn my students' names and faces.

With a tiny modification it will also function as the modern alternative to the jar of popsicle sticks for randomly calling on students.

#teaching

Jordan Love hobbles off in pain after an awkward tackle.

Backup Quarterback Malik Willis comes on for a Hail Mary with 6 seconds left. He throws an incompletion and then gets stacked.

Eagles win. What a wild finish.

#Packers :packers: #Eagles :eagles: #NFL :nfl:

Cam Jurgens is also delivering the ball too hard for Jalen Hurts to handle and the Tush Push fails.

The Eagles settle for a field goal and give Jordan Love 27 seconds to score a TD to salvage a win. He'll need to do it without stalling in the Red Zone again.

#Packers :packers: #Eagles :eagles: #NFL :nfl:

Jalen Hurts is missing Jason Kelce so much right now.

A fumble and an INT. Two short fields for Green Bay.

#Packers :packers: #Eagles :eagles: #NFL :nfl:

You can tell the MAGA trolls are tilting right now. They don’t have a common nickname, accusation, or slur. Honestly, it seems low effort and their spelling is worse than usual. Is morale in the Russian troll farms at an all-time low?

Kenan Thompson's bit on Project 2025 gave some real-life examples of who Trump's policies would hurt and how.

https://youtu.be/fHrwDZBE1JU?si=EjSTRQbR9FT0kdx1

#DNC2024

Obama, probably: So, I sort of created this problem at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner back in 2011. My mistake is I just wounded him. Tonight I’m going to end him.

#dnc2024

Nasty work. I love it. #DNC

So maybe it’s too late to turn on the Sounders match. Any silver linings? Do we continue to hate the whole Leagues Cup money grab?

#Sounders :sounders: #LeaguesCup