Notices by Allen Michie (allenmichie@jazztodon.com)

Trolling level: Ninja.

And the Latvians renamed the street, so their letterhead is “Russian Embassy, Ukrainian Independence St.”

"Matt Gaetz is a private citizen. Congress should not investigate a private citizen."
-- Mike Johnson

"It doesn't matter that Hunter Biden is a private citizen. The American people deserve to know. Congress needs to investigate to the fullest extent possible."
-- Mike Johnson

“Let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her. Let’s see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face,” Trump said.

“This is how dictators destroy free nations. They threaten those who speak against them with death. We cannot entrust our country and our freedom to a petty, vindictive, cruel, unstable man who wants to be a tyrant.”
-Liz Cheney

“It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” Trump turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

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Basically every Republican calling for federal aid after Hurricane Helene voted to shut down the federal government … checks notes … last *Wednesday.*

@RickiTarr Cast the first stone. Hard. And don’t apologize.

When you’re famous, they let you do it.

@therobburgessshow Zero to say on the actual issues, as usual. Nothing but adolescent name-calling.

@TechDesk Here's a president actually DOING something about an actual problem.

@georgetakei Those sweater vests don't come cheap.

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