Notices by The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club), page 3

RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-balloons-to-350-pounds-after-single-bite-of-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

California Starbucks Struggling To Find Robot Workers With Enough Tattoos And Piercings To Work Registers

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-starbucks-struggling-to-find-robot-workers-with-enough-tats-and-piercing-to-work-registers/?utm_source=fediverse

Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets

https://babylonbee.com/news/gender-gap-woman-only-gets-78-the-vote-man-gets/?utm_source=fediverse

Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser

https://babylonbee.com/news/rage-against-the-machine-to-play-at-cia-fundraiser/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Anxiously Waits To See Which Side Will Be Denying Election Results

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-anxiously-waits-to-see-which-side-will-be-denying-election-results/?utm_source=fediverse

'Christianity Today' Officially Changes Name To 'You Do You Today'

https://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-today-officially-changes-name-to-you-do-you-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah's Wife Getting Sinking Feeling She Left The Stove On

https://babylonbee.com/news/noahs-wife-has-sinking-feeling-she-left-the-stove-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time Off Request Denied By McDonald’s Manager

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forced-to-cancel-campaign-rallies-for-next-two-weeks-as-time-off-request-denied-by-mcdonalds-manager/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Have Not Intentionally Allowed Millions Of Illegals To Cross The Border To Vote,' Says Mayorkas Waving His Hand Attempting A Jedi Mind Trick

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-have-not-intentionally-allowed-millions-of-illegals-to-cross-the-border-to-vote-says-mayorkas-waving-his-hand-attempting-a-jedi-mind-trick/?utm_source=fediverse

FEMA Generously Offers Hurricane Victims A ‘Jelly Of The Month’ Membership

https://babylonbee.com/news/fema-generously-offers-hurricane-victims-a-jelly-of-the-month-membership/?utm_source=fediverse

North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-carolina-asks-zelensky-for-100-billion-in-us-funding/?utm_source=fediverse

Megachurch Pastor Given Shack In Heaven While Small-Church Pastor Of 50 Years Gets To Live In The Avengers Tower

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-pastor-given-shack-in-heaven-while-small-church-pastor-of-50-years-gets-to-live-in-the-avengers-tower/?utm_source=fediverse

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-noah-builds-an-ark-when-he-could-have-just-paid-more-taxes-to-stop-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift's Cats Endorse Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swifts-cats-endorse-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Awkward Moment As Undercover James O’Keefe Starts Hitting On Undercover Matt Walsh

https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-moment-as-undercover-james-okeefe-starts-hitting-on-undercover-matt-walsh/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Jet Launches Retaliatory Strike On ISIS Stronghold

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-jet-launches-retaliatory-strike-on-isis-stronghold/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Worried Choosing Jewish Vice President May Cost Them The All-Important "Death To America" Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-choosing-jewish-vice-president-may-cost-them-the-all-important-death-to-america-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who Lost To Male Boxer Says Everything's Fine, She Just Fell Down Some Stairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-lost-to-male-boxer-says-everythings-fine-she-just-fell-down-some-stairs/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-inciting-assassination-attempt/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN: 'Clumsy Trump Hits Head On Bullet'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-clumsy-trump-hits-head-on-bullet/?utm_source=fediverse