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Notices by The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club), page 2

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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 14-Mar-2025 02:18:21 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Trump Orders Drone Strike On Thomas Massie

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      Trump Orders Drone Strike On Thomas Massie
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today, as Republican Congressman Thomas Massie was neutralized in an apparent drone strike ordered by President Donald Trump.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 03:24:22 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Trump Creates U.S. Strategic Hawk Tuah Coin Reserve

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      Trump Creates U.S. Strategic Hawk Tuah Coin Reserve
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of an ongoing effort to lead America into a safer and more prosperous future, President Donald Trump announced on Friday the creation of a Strategic U.S. Hawk Tuah Coin Reserve.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 03:48:26 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does

    https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-ready-to-defend-department-of-education-just-as-soon-as-they-figure-out-what-it-does/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the much-debated federal agency, Democrats made it known that they were ready to defend the Department of Education just as soon as they figured out what it does.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 02:42:38 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    FBI Investigation Shows Epstein List Shredded Itself

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      FBI Investigation Shows Epstein List Shredded Itself
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a thorough 3-minute investigation, the FBI announced that the highly anticipated Epstein list had shredded itself.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 05:14:21 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email

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      Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald Trump had been fired for forgetting to reply to Elon Musk's email.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-2025 05:56:44 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron

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      Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
      from TheBabylonBee
      CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge ruled this week.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Feb-2025 11:16:59 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half

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      Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jan-2025 07:08:52 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Senators Pause RFK Hearing To Announce This Next Round Of Questions Is Brought To You By Pfizer

    https://babylonbee.com/news/senators-pause-rfk-hearing-to-announce-this-next-round-of-questions-is-brought-to-you-by-pfizer/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Senators Pause RFK Hearing To Announce This Next Round Of Questions Is Brought To You By Pfizer
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — After thirty minutes of intensely questioning HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr., senators took a brief break to announce that the next line of questioning was sponsored by Pfizer.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 22:41:37 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster

    https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tiktok-ban-americans-now-only-being-spied-on-by-pentagon-google-facebook-apple-samsung-doorbell-toaster/?utm_source=fediverse

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      With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster
      from TheBabylonBee
      U.S. — The general public was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief this weekend due to knowing that, with the TikTok ban, Americans were now only being spied on by the Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, their doorbells, and toasters.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 03:35:23 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Wife Bestows Medal Of Honor On Husband For Loading Dishwasher

    https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-bestows-medal-of-honor-on-husband-for-loading-dishwasher/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Wife Bestows Medal Of Honor On Husband For Loading Dishwasher
      from TheBabylonBee
      BOISE, ID — A great honor was awarded in a humble family home this week as a wife bestowed a prestigious medal of honor on her husband after he heroically rose to the occasion and loaded the dishwasher.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 03:34:59 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Trump Announces Plan To Rename The Moon ‘Space America’

    https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-rename-the-moon-space-america/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Trump Announces Plan To Rename The Moon ‘Space America’
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a little less than two weeks to go before the inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump has just announced his plan to rename the moon "Space America."
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 02:51:18 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech

    https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-said-facebook-was-not-suppressing-free-speech-announces-facebook-will-stop-suppressing-free-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech
      from TheBabylonBee
      PALO ALTO, CA — Social media users rejoiced today as in an initiative to fight back against censorship, the guy who said Facebook was not suppressing free speech announced that Facebook would stop suppressing free speech.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 05:29:26 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI

    https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-turns-itself-in-for-jan-6-pipe-bomb-to-collect-500000-reward-from-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

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      FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Federal Bureau of Investigation spokesperson announced Friday that the bureau had turned itself in for the planting of pipe bomb explosives outside the U.S. Capitol Building on January 6 and collected the $500,000 reward from itself.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Dec-2024 03:48:52 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn't Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains

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      Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn't Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains
      from TheBabylonBee
      MILWAUKEE, WI — Local dad Greg Evans took a trip down memory lane earlier this morning when he had to tell his kids about the good old days when you didn't have to download firmware updates for toy trains.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Dec-2024 03:29:02 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys

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      Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys
      from TheBabylonBee
      OMAHA, NE — Local father Nathan Michaels called a family meeting Friday afternoon to inform his daughter that she wouldn't be able to go to university because he spent her entire college fund on a single little bacon cheeseburger at Five Guys.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-2024 04:21:29 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    'That's Really Interesting, Thanks For The Great Idea I'd Never Thought Of Before,' Says New Mom To Person Telling Her To Sleep When The Baby Sleeps

    https://babylonbee.com/news/thats-really-interesting-thanks-for-the-great-idea-id-never-thought-of-before-says-new-mom-to-person-telling-her-to-sleep-when-the-baby-sleeps/?utm_source=fediverse

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      'That's Really Interesting, Thanks For The Great Idea I'd Never Thought Of Before,' Says New Mom To Person Telling Her To Sleep When The Baby Sleeps
      from TheBabylonBee
      ARVADA, CO — Local mom of three Kylee Miller was incredibly grateful to receive the advice to "sleep when the baby sleeps", an idea she had never once considered.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 07-Dec-2024 15:24:58 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender

    https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-ends-dei-program-will-now-treat-all-employees-like-garbage-regardless-of-race-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender
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      BENTONVILLE, AK — Sources within Walmart's corporate offices confirmed that the company will be terminating its DEI program and instead adopt a policy of treating all its employees like garbage regardless of their race or gender.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 07-Dec-2024 15:24:42 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Immigrants To Be More Polite

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      Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Immigrants To Be More Polite
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      LONDON — Authorities announced the arrest of a walking and talking bear with an affinity for marmalade who, they say, asked a Muslim immigrant to be more kind and polite.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 01:49:46 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    After Reading Compelling Email, Biden Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince

    https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-senior-citizen-pledges-1-billion-to-exiled-nigerian-prince/?utm_source=fediverse

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      After Compelling Email, Biden Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince
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      WORLD — After receiving a compelling email, a confused senior citizen has reportedly pledged to give one billion dollars to an exiled Nigerian prince.
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    The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 05:52:59 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters

    https://babylonbee.com/news/before-doge-cuts-funding-scientists-work-feverishly-to-compete-study-on-the-effects-of-giving-meth-to-jetpack-wearing-hamsters/?utm_source=fediverse

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      Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters
      from TheBabylonBee
      CAMBRIDGE, MA — A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) cuts its funding, as the scientists worked feverishly to complete a study on the effects of giving meth to jetpack-wearing hamsters.
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