Notices by The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)

Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron

https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-held-to-zero-receptions-in-first-half/?utm_source=fediverse

Senators Pause RFK Hearing To Announce This Next Round Of Questions Is Brought To You By Pfizer

https://babylonbee.com/news/senators-pause-rfk-hearing-to-announce-this-next-round-of-questions-is-brought-to-you-by-pfizer/?utm_source=fediverse

With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tiktok-ban-americans-now-only-being-spied-on-by-pentagon-google-facebook-apple-samsung-doorbell-toaster/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Bestows Medal Of Honor On Husband For Loading Dishwasher

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-bestows-medal-of-honor-on-husband-for-loading-dishwasher/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Plan To Rename The Moon ‘Space America’

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-rename-the-moon-space-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-said-facebook-was-not-suppressing-free-speech-announces-facebook-will-stop-suppressing-free-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-turns-itself-in-for-jan-6-pipe-bomb-to-collect-500000-reward-from-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn't Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-tells-kids-about-good-old-days-when-you-didnt-need-to-download-firmware-updates-for-toy-trains/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-gently-informs-daughter-he-spent-her-college-fund-on-a-single-little-bacon-cheeseburger-at-five-guys/?utm_source=fediverse

'That's Really Interesting, Thanks For The Great Idea I'd Never Thought Of Before,' Says New Mom To Person Telling Her To Sleep When The Baby Sleeps

https://babylonbee.com/news/thats-really-interesting-thanks-for-the-great-idea-id-never-thought-of-before-says-new-mom-to-person-telling-her-to-sleep-when-the-baby-sleeps/?utm_source=fediverse

Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender

https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-ends-dei-program-will-now-treat-all-employees-like-garbage-regardless-of-race-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

Paddington Bear Arrested For Telling Muslim Immigrants To Be More Polite

https://babylonbee.com/news/paddington-bear-arrested-for-telling-muslim-immigrants-to-be-more-polite/?utm_source=fediverse

After Reading Compelling Email, Biden Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince

https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-senior-citizen-pledges-1-billion-to-exiled-nigerian-prince/?utm_source=fediverse

Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters

https://babylonbee.com/news/before-doge-cuts-funding-scientists-work-feverishly-to-compete-study-on-the-effects-of-giving-meth-to-jetpack-wearing-hamsters/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-balloons-to-350-pounds-after-single-bite-of-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

California Starbucks Struggling To Find Robot Workers With Enough Tattoos And Piercings To Work Registers

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-starbucks-struggling-to-find-robot-workers-with-enough-tats-and-piercing-to-work-registers/?utm_source=fediverse

Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets

https://babylonbee.com/news/gender-gap-woman-only-gets-78-the-vote-man-gets/?utm_source=fediverse

Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser

https://babylonbee.com/news/rage-against-the-machine-to-play-at-cia-fundraiser/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Anxiously Waits To See Which Side Will Be Denying Election Results

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-anxiously-waits-to-see-which-side-will-be-denying-election-results/?utm_source=fediverse