Notices by The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)

In Solidarity With Protestors, Burger King Changes Name To 'Burger Democratically Elected Leader'

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-solidarity-with-protestors-burger-king-changes-name-to-burger-democratically-elected-leader/?utm_source=fediverse

Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE Protest Or Dodgers Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-crowd-of-50000-rowdy-illegals-is-ice-protest-or-dodgers-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Cory Booker Announces Plan To Occupy The Rhineland

https://babylonbee.com/news/cory-booker-announces-plan-to-occupy-the-rheinland/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Announces Epstein Killed Himself, Confirming Once And For All That Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-announces-epstein-killed-himself-confirming-once-and-for-all-that-epstein-didnt-kill-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

New Evidence Suggests Noah’s Wife Was Steering The Ark When It Hit Mount Ararat

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-evidence-suggests-noahs-wife-was-steering-the-ark-when-it-hit-mt-ararat/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-lesser-known-healing-miracles-in-the-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Unveils New Plan To End Childhood Obesity By Chasing Fat Kids With A Stick

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-unveils-new-plan-to-end-childhood-obesity-by-chasing-fat-kids-with-a-stick/?utm_source=fediverse

New Pope Spends First Day Undoing All Of Former Pope's Executive Orders

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-pope-spends-first-day-undoing-all-of-former-popes-executive-orders/?utm_source=fediverse

South Africa Denounces White Refugees For Leaving Before They Had A Chance To Take All Their Stuff And Kill Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/south-africa-denounces-white-refugees-for-leaving-before-they-had-a-chance-to-take-all-their-stuff-and-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Popularity Skyrockets After He Deports All Cyclists

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-popularity-skyrockets-after-he-deports-all-cyclists/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-tells-americans-to-reply-stop-if-they-no-longer-wish-to-receive-hegseths-texts-about-upcoming-military-strikes/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Gemini Finally Draws White Man After Being Prompted To Generate Clarence Thomas

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-gemini-finally-draws-white-man-after-being-prompted-to-generate-clarence-thomas/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who's A Catholic This Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-church-to-consider-electing-pope-whos-a-catholic-this-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-warn-enforcing-immigration-law-is-slippery-slope-that-may-lead-to-enforcing-other-laws/?utm_source=fediverse

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-hostages-in-gaza-disguise-themselves-as-ms-13-gang-members-so-democrats-will-fight-to-bring-them-home/?utm_source=fediverse

'Minecraft' Revealed To Be Psyop To Prepare Kids For Return Of American Coal Mines

https://babylonbee.com/news/minecraft-revealed-to-be-psyop-to-prepare-kids-for-return-of-american-coal-mines/?utm_source=fediverse

British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-arrested-for-silently-praying-for-person-stabbing-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion

https://babylonbee.com/news/greenland-furiously-making-snowballs-in-preparation-for-american-military-invasion/?utm_source=fediverse

After Years of Debate, Theologians Now Agree That Lying To Your Dentist About Flossing Is Not A Sin

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-years-of-debate-theologians-now-agree-that-lying-to-your-dentist-about-flossing-is-not-a-sin/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA's JFK Files Clearly Prove CIA Destroyed All Their Incriminating JFK Files

https://babylonbee.com/news/cias-jfk-files-clearly-prove-cia-destroyed-all-their-incriminating-jfk-files/?utm_source=fediverse