Notices by there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)

Lizard tried to hitch a ride, lizard was gently removed

Just had to explain to someone what a Beanie Baby was and this is even worse than when I had to explain to someone what Homestar Runner was. I am dissolving into dust and returning to the soil

“I honestly don’t think we could have put in any more effort to acclimatize to the French way of life,” says Joanne who hates French food and refuses to learn how to speak French

this lady reminds me so much of my coworker who went to Paris on a trip and said dismissively "well, it's not like here." yeah dude that's why you went there in the first place

I want to study this couple in a lab

https://www.cnn.com/travel/us-couple-dream-life-france-became-nightmare/index.html

"I just can't make any friends"

"No I don't speak French I've been too busy unpacking furniture to learn it"

May we all experience the simple uncomplicated joy that Shadow’s fabric fish gives him

Happy Wednesday from the frog I just caught in my house!

@InternetEh honestly whatever this was from

Only watched two movies over the week for my #LastFourWatched but what a double hit

Shame them

Thank you power company for telling me how I can decrease my bill:

-keeping it 80 degrees F in my house
-not running appliances during the day time
- embracing "summertime natural light"
-not using my stove

Let me fix this for you, NYT. “Millennials and Gen Z, after experiencing repeated financial setbacks over the course of their lives and after living through the state of everything right now, have reasonable fears about financial instability”

Also in incomprehensible weird phrases, why are we using bed rotting to describe depression

Happy Caturday from the boy

Sitting outside tonight in the dark and listening to the frogs singing very loudly in a pond somewhere nearby

Chilling with a buddy and listening to the bugs yelling in the trees

If I knew how to post audio I’d post audio because damn these critters out here are loud

A friend followed me into the house and had to be gently returned to her own home

Everyone should work for a deranged old money millionaire at some point in their life. I briefly worked for someone who paid me to come out every day and pull the dead leaves off her rose bushes so she didn't have to see them. It really demystifies them, you can't tell yourself they're only at that point with money because they're doing something right because they are so unhinged that it's breathtaking