Everyone should work for a deranged old money millionaire at some point in their life. I briefly worked for someone who paid me to come out every day and pull the dead leaves off her rose bushes so she didn't have to see them. It really demystifies them, you can't tell yourself they're only at that point with money because they're doing something right because they are so unhinged that it's breathtaking
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 03:57:52 JST there might be owls
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My brother worked for a guy who'd call him in a panic because he'd seen some leaves on his basketball court after a storm and "his son might slip on them"
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 03:33:26 JST there might be owls
I told a friend I think I'm doing better because I've been listening to music again and they immediately roasted me by asking me how sad the playlist was
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 02:13:38 JST there might be owls
Back in my day we called it putting up an away message on instant messenger
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 02:11:54 JST there might be owls
@esvrld make sure you punish your kids if you think they’re getting support online when they can’t get it offline
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 23:23:06 JST there might be owls
My brother just sent me this and I’m feeling a little personally attacked
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 19:14:18 JST there might be owls
Say hello to my beautiful new children
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 19:14:17 JST there might be owls
Thanks Penny
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 05:53:13 JST there might be owls
Book haul for the week
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 01:48:59 JST there might be owls
Babe how could you possibly think this info would make everyone rush out to defend Biden
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 01:29:54 JST there might be owls
It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a flock of 100 feral chickens
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 02:08:58 JST there might be owls
Met a friend out in the yard
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 06:16:31 JST there might be owls
75%?????
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 05:44:07 JST there might be owls
I forgot to deal with the wasp before I went out of town so instead of chilling in my nice chair and having my tea I’m sitting on the steps and looking longingly at my nice chair while having my tea
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 01:57:27 JST there might be owls
@babe a photo from last week but this is the same thing he was doing when I left the house this morning!
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 13:06:19 JST there might be owls
My hands aren’t very steady tonight so this is as good as it gets! Day 6, “vertigo, a sensation of whirling and loss of balance associated with looking down from a great height,” and day 7, “zephyr, a soft gentle breeze.”
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 13:06:18 JST there might be owls
Day 8, “haze, an aggregation in the atmosphere of very fine widely dispersed solid and/or liquid particles, giving the air an opalescent appearance that subdues colors”
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 13:06:17 JST there might be owls
Day 9, “numinous: supernatural, mysterious, filled with a sense of the presence of divinity”
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 13:06:16 JST there might be owls
Day 10, “selcouth: strange, unusual, rare, marvelous, wondrous”
Who else could that be but platybelodon
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there might be owls (checkervest@laserdisc.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 13:06:15 JST there might be owls
Day 11, “dreeblissa, the feeling of happiness towards someone in real life because of something good they did in your dream.”