Notices by Laura Manach :bongoCat: (cmconseils@mastodon.social), page 3

At times, watching myself lose my spark has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever experienced. It feels like I’m gradually losing the part of me that made me feel alive, and I don’t know how to get it back. I miss the person I used to be. Now, I just feel empty; I'm a dull version of myself that I barely recognise. The worst part is knowing it’s happening and being too tired to stop it. It's like watching a light go out, and there's nothing you can do to bring it back.

#Meme #Humour

Sometimes I start a sentence and just hope it ends well.

*taps the sign*

#MondayMotivation

@lanodan side effect: all the messages are in a language they dont understand

You’re not depressed, you just need:

- 8 hours of circadian rhythm appropriate sleep

- a diet that prioritizes protein

- aerobic and anaerobic exercise 3-5X a week

- electrolytes, creatine, methylated multi, caffeine and magnesium

- family/friends who love you

- 10 million dollars

"My battery is low and it's getting dark."

This was the final message from NASA Opportunity, sent to Mars for 90 days but wandered for nearly 15 years.

Its final transmission wasn't words, but fading data-summed up on Earth as "My battery is low and it's getting dark."

A poetic farewell from a rover that became more than a machine.

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system.

#Meme #Humour

#Meme #Humour

True
#gaming

#Meme #Humour

#Meme #Humour

#Meme #Humour

What it’s like living with a black cat

#Meme #Humour

The Sorceress, by English painter John William Waterhouse (1913). In private collection.

#Art #Painting

Things water is supposed to give me:
-clear skin
-weight loss
-reduced anxiety
-more energy
-better memory

What I get:
-pee

" 2025 will be my year "

me in December 2025