Notices by Laura Manach :bongoCat: (cmconseils@mastodon.social)

Website idea: enter the year you left school and the website will generate a list of outdated facts and concepts that you were taught at school and which have since been disproven.

Hello, I'm an adult in a Christmas movie. I don't believe in Santa, but I've also never bought any of the presents that my children receive every year. They just appear, and I'm fine with that. This doesn't confuse or horrify me.

Warm Gaze by C.M. Duffy

#Art #Painting

I love films like '300', where the main character says something like, 'Get some sleep, for tomorrow we will battle to the death', and then everyone goes off to sleep in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can't sleep in a warm bed if I have a conference call about content at 10 am.

I'm so fucking sad

#Meme #Humour

Dick Van Dyke recently turned 100 years old and is no longer permitted to play with LEGOs.

Writing Under Threat - Karolis Strautniekas

#Art

Serpent and Butterflies in the Woods (detail) Otto Marseus van Schrieck

#Art #Painting

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network and wondering why you're tired all the time.

#Meme #Humour

Introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny because they're always like:
1. Where are you happiest?
A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying
B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends.

best birthday card

Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of these?
Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life

#Meme #Humour

croissant

I feel that, during this holiday season, it is important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorising wealthy people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees a fair wage.

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

clause = 📝

claws = 🦞

Claus = 🎅🏻

anywayyyyy good night everyone