Notices by Trixter of the Moon Council (trixter@retro.pizza), page 3

These foster kittens (which I’m not even supposed to have 😭) have taken a little work to socialize, but this happened today. I just need his sisters to follow his lead.

#CatsOfMastodon #FosterKittens #BlackCats

Like *emotionally* troubled or...?

#monsterdon #TheRaven

*slams table*

I WANT TO GO TO A SORCERER'S CONVENTION

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Y'all I am dropping into Monsterdon and I like corvids.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

The score is telling me that this is... wacky? Can that be right?

#monsterdon #TheRaven

What do you mean “a sequel to Godzilla Minus One”, that is just Godzilla

Just about time for #monsterdon WOOOOAAAAHHHHHH

"Vampire Circus" just feels like a very 2010s anime to me. Black Butler vibes.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Oh man y'all something smells Rank

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

I know it's gonna be a good time when there's a man in a fancy little bow.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Boobie time, so soon?

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

So uh none of this seems like the kind of tone you expect from something with "circus" in the title.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

So many movies would have the people turning on each other because Man is the real monster but this movie is like, no, pretty sure it's the evil murder trucks.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

I love that King had to find a way to squeeze a kid to traumatize into this story.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

My Transformers: The Movie-fried brain: "First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!"

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Me watching a Miller truck get blown up: "And nothing of value was lost."

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Ooo there's some guitar licks time to get good

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Okay look I am just a simple goblin who enjoys seeing shit get blown up.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Time for some celebratory AC/DC!

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

*fucks off into the sea accompanied by AC/DC*

Okay, that movie was REAL dumb, but I love explosions and evil vehicles and the 80s, so I had fun. Thank you to @Taweret for hosting and see y'all next week! BE NICE TO YOUR CARS, KIDS.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive