Notices by Trixter of the Moon Council (trixter@retro.pizza)

I don't know who needs to hear this right now but Doc Martens aren't snow boots.

@dalias I think Twitter and Facebook’s algorithms actively promote posts with images over those without, too. But it’s really irritating.

@dalias I think this is one of those horrible habits that algorithm-based platforms trained people to have and they really need to drop it.

Getting all settled in for some invading giant spiders! #monsterdon

It's a giant spider invasion of savings at Menard's!

Okay that's the last MST3K joke I'll pull out.

#monsterdon

"Hi, little buddy!" he says like I do when I'm talking to a kitten.

#monsterdon

Mrs. Kester is as drunk as the Salvation Army bell-ringer at Walmart today.

#monsterdon

To be sincere for a moment, I've really enjoyed how #monsterdon has given me an opportunity to see a lot of older movies and also the movies that those inspired from the next generation.

y'all

I might get a house

It only works out because my job is on the edge of the suburb-exurb boundary and pays suburbs money and I'm moving to a small Appalachian town but

house.

(It is a little townhouse with baseboard heat and window-unit AC but I will be able to keep my cats without having to lie to a landlord about them)

y'all how do i homeowner

(My agent-slash-former-local-comic-shop-guy and I have an official offer in as of today, just waiting for a response. 😬 Also I would like to note that I am forty-six entire years old so I am more than ready, it's just taken a lot of work to get here as a single person who's the poster child for "Some College".)

I’m slowly starting to realize that a big part of why I haven’t wanted to date for *years* is because suffering for so long under Compulsory Heterosexuality left me with trauma around financial independence, so maybe if I have a house of my own…

Also the dating pool has to be better where I’m going because it can’t possibly be worse.

I need a femme in my life because I have no idea how to decorate. 😭

There’s another offer on the house so we’re submitting full list price as our high offer, please send some good thoughts!

Mmm, forbidden pancakes…

#mushtodon #NaturePhotography #mushrooms

Okay Fedi, weirdly specific request here: I'm looking for recommendations for tattoo studios in Toronto. I'm looking to have something fairly simple done while I'm at TFCon next weekend, I'll have reference art that I'm hoping to get a friend to do for me at the convention, and I'll be in the Mississauga area but I'll have a car if needed. #tattoo #Toronto #ontario

The crop is coming in nicely. #FosterCats #CatsOfMastodon

@BeAware Some folks on my server were having this problem earlier but it seems to have resolved on its own -- all I did was check mastodon.social to make sure my server was federating properly and before I could check anything else they were in. I'm using MastoHost for hosting if that helps, but it seems to be intermittent/temporary.

Every episode of X-Men '97 leaves me screaming internally. How is it so good? I never could have hoped it would be this good. #XMen97 #Marvel

It’s wild how fast I lost interest in space travel when it stopped being presented as a collective accomplishment and became a competition between a handful of morally bankrupt white men.