Notices by Trixter of the Moon Council (trixter@retro.pizza)

"You know what I mean?"

I genuinely do not.

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did he just mug a mannequin for its jacket, what is even happening

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This jazzy chase music is a choice.

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"I don't think a week will make a difference. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

Fuck that shit if I found out I had been across the room from something that might have rabies I'd have my ass in the hospital ASAP, get me that damn shot, I don't care where they stick the needle.

Back when I was coaxing random stray cats out of people's barns for the rescue I considered getting a preventative rabies vaccination, it's really expensive but you should not fuck around with rabies.

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The Battening is upon him.

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PSA: Do not fuck around with rabies.

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I already have a lot of questions about the ecosystem of this cave.

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Welp, now he's got rabies.

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I already hate this lady entirely based on her disgust over the perfectly cute and harmless bep.

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Getting settled in for #monsterdon!

We already have both bats AND people so we're doing well so far!

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Sure, an opening song with goofy lyrics, we can do that.

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I swear ta god if Eddie Deezen shows up again

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And the UN astronauts discover that the Selunites all died of smallpox, the end.

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It took its sweet time getting started this week but once it did it was firing on all cylinders. I would still like to lodge a complaint about the caterpillar skeleton. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and see y'all next week!

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Sir I'm pretty sure your real estate concerns can wait until there is less fire.

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Miss Anastasia would like to know why they’re not on the moon yet.

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Was there really no better place to put the furnace? Does there need to be a huge pile of coal in the living room? Is this supposed to show how Eccentric™️ he is?

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This science is dubious even by Monsterdon standards.

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