Notices by Trixter of the Moon Council (trixter@retro.pizza)

@moira The whole terrifying seeing-too-much thing is just a metaphor for realizing he's gay once he can see through everyone's clothing.

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This is honestly a lot more Don Rickles than I expected.

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Mystic Science is my favorite kind of science.

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HEY IT'S TIME FOR DON RICKLES

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I'm just sitting here distracted by the intentionally sloppy painting on the red trim around the door and window.

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My parents never took me on carnival rides as a kid because they knew too many carnies.

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"You're planning to experiment upon yourself, aren't you?"

"Nooooooooooooo..."

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Welp, you made a monkey see the dark unknowable secrets of the universe, good job.

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SMOKING IN THE LAB!?

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Mmm, machine piss.

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"it's me i'm subject"

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Oh god, I'd missed that he's Dr. Xavier. 😅

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The idea that any woman would have an interest in this doctor is the least believable thing about this movie.

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(It's called a vivisection when they're alive DOCTOR.)

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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon. @strangefour would really appreciate the opening act on @ryan 's stream but I'm sure he's seen them all before. (He is at a convention!)

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*squints at the movie poster* Oh shit, Don Rickles?

(Had to delete and repost because I didn't thread it right. XD)

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We have lion!

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FUN FACT: The fear of eye trauma is called "being a normal human being who has eyes"!

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@cocaine_owlbear The “Get ($1) Off Now” doesn’t help.

Rude of them to keep calling this woman a Karen.

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