Notices by Davey :sugar_approved: (sugar@goblin.camp)

i don't know who needs to hear this, but

@aral thank you!

comrade bee 🐝 :communist_star: 😢
1 like = 1 prayer

*PA speaker crackles* absolutely no scampering, skidaddling, or other forms of mischievous locomotion will be permitted about the cabin

social cues? i took social cues in high school but i wouldn't say I'm fluent

media really struggling to present a clear and balanced coverage of the fact that, were he free right now, our boy Luigi would never live a day on this earth with an unsucked dick

some may wonder why my follower count is so high but it is an illusion. when you join the fediverse you are automatically following me like tom myspace. then i post some shit like "sharktank vibrating bedpan with bidet attachment for the complete hands-free experience for pro gamers", and they drop off

*finding the hidden wizard's castle and being told it is prophesied i alone can break the ancient curse of this kingdom*

this could have been an email

lego kits are a type of polycule

sucks that healthcare in the us is in such a state that if you walked in on your roomie in the kitchen livestreaming their feet in a bowl of jello and they looked up at you and said "medical bill" you would just quietly nod and leave the room

post in my drafts that's just "hand locean"

all of Medusa's hair is snakes. she bleaches her asshole and thousands of tiny snakes cry out like the destruction of Pompeii

@Aleums to celebrate I'm autisming as we speak

roses are red
oak trees are brown
autism speaks canada is shutting down

"welcome to our fender reveal party!"

"don't you mean-"

"no."

*guitars emerge from everywhere. there are no fireworks, only riffs. only chaos. there are no genders. only rock.*

IOT vibrator botnet. i call it some shit like "clitterbae", sell 15 million, then use their collective power to hack an email server at the department of defense

therapist: so you say these thoughts don't interfere with your normal functioning?

me: no, they bring me peace

electric voyage #daveysart

i have shenaned before and i may shenanigan

i hope all the ads i block feel pain

someday children's entertainers like mr beast will be thought of like clowns are today. they'll be horror movies where they chase teens around. they'll be a themed hotel in nevada that folks think is haunted