Notices by Meanwhile in Canada (meanwhileincanada@ohai.social), page 2

Canada has two modes, I'm sorry, and you're about to be sorry.

You heard the man, America.

Dear World,
You can help Canada by buying Canadian and boycotting products from red states/Maga such as:
- Florida oranges/fruits/juices
- Kentucky Bourbon
- Tesla
- Dell computers
- Coca Cola
- Meat from Texas/Midwest
- Car lubricants/oils from USA
- Travel/Tourism
- American Beer especially Anheuser-Busch, MillerCoors, Pabst
- Uber
- American Cigarettes
- WWE
- ExxonMobil and Chevron
- Walmart
- Anything with Corn Syrup in it
- Paypal
- Twitter/X
- Wendy's (big Trump donors)
- RoundUp

If Trump expects to be refunded for past aid to Ukraine, the Republicans should refund Canada and Europe for supporting their military operations in Afghanistan.

Canada's involvement in the USA's war in Afghanistan cost us an estimated $18 billion. 158 Canadian soldiers were killed there and another 2000 wounded.

UK spent £32.8 billion and lost 1000+ soldiers.

France, Germany, Italy, Australia, Denmark, Norway - $100's of billions and devastating loss of life.

Pay up, Trump!

Canadians will be staying 100% Canadian, thank you very much!

The USA is welcome to become the 11th province if they want, but we won't tolerate unregulated assault rifles and dead school children.

The USA, Russia, Iran, and North Korea just voted together against a UN resolution to support Ukraine.

Canada and 93 other countries supported the joint European resolution that named Russia an aggressor state and called on it to remove its troops from Ukraine.

We take our hockey seriously

Evil bastard.

Trump is demanding 50% of all mineral rights in Ukraine “to pay back the billions spent on Ukraine”.

That’s expropriation.

Zelensky rejected the "deal" of course.

Put sanctions on Trump and his Nazi crew - NOW.

Artist Credit: Theo Moudakis

Trump said yesterday that Canada is a 'serious contender' to be the 51st state and 'They need our protection'. That is what Putin said about Ukraine in 2022. Putin thought he could take Ukraine in 3 days. He didn't factor in the deep resolve of the people, their values, and their complete refusal to be ruled by Putin.

Canadians have a reputation for being nice, but nice does not equal weak. Canadians hold strong values that give us a deep resolve. We distinguished ourselves during battles such as Ypres, Artois, the Somme, Arras and Passchendaele earning a reputation as the most formidable and effective soldiers. German soldiers became so afraid of Canadians and their determination that they called us “storm troopers”. That was Canada protecting the land of our friends and allies.

If you take Canadian oil out of the equation, Canada actually has a trade deficit, and the U.S. has a surplus — of $58 billion.

We supply oil to the USA to ensure North American energy independence, so North America can never again be held hostage by OPEC countries.

How f*cking DARE Trump spin this to his gullible followers to make Canada appear to be taking advantage.

Every democracy in the world needs to stand with Canada against Trump, Musk, and Putin.

1980 is as far away from 2025 as 1935 was from 1980.

If you grew up in the 1980s and were shocked by history, wondering how the Germans allowed for the rise of Hitler, you are now witnessing it in real time.

The world waited too long to stop Hitler/Mussolini.

The world can't afford to wait any longer to stop Putin/Musk/Trump.

They will not just be Ukraine and Canada's problem for long.

January Tesla sales are down 75% in Spain, 63% in France, 59% in Germany, 44% in Sweden, 38% in Norway, 42% in the Netherlands, and 33% in Australia. I guess being a nazi is bad for business. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Newspaper cover from Montreal

Credit: editorial cartoonist Michael de Adder

Trump to Musk: Canada is mining and selling too many minerals.

Musk: What are you going to do?

Trump: Order tariffs to make them mine less.

Musk: *Mine fewer.

Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

The Paris Agreement is a legally binding international treaty on climate change adopted by 196 countries. There should be international financial consequences to dropping out... like a 25% tariff on all goods from that delinquent country.

Dear world,

Please support goods from Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Denmark/Greenland, as we face Trump's bull$hit.

Global support is needed.

Thank you.

Revenge from Canada and Greenland

Sometimes I find Canadian stereotypes annoying, but then I remember we literally drizzle boiled maple syrup on snow and eat it with a stick