Notices by Meanwhile in Canada (meanwhileincanada@ohai.social)

Revenge from Canada and Greenland

Sometimes I find Canadian stereotypes annoying, but then I remember we literally drizzle boiled maple syrup on snow and eat it with a stick

timeline cleanse

The first accurate headline. Stop normalizing Trump's insanity.

Do you think Canadians pay higher federal income taxes than Americans?

Nope, we pay less and we get healthcare and maternity leave.

If you make between $48,000 - $90,000 your federal income tax rate in Canada is 20.5%, in the USA it's 22%

Canadian MP Charlie Angus responded to President-elect Donald Trump's proposal to make Canada the 51st U.S. state by noting that existing Canadian laws prevent "sexual abusers" from leading his nation.

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Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson relentlessly pushing propaganda for Pierre Poilievre is a HUGE 🚩red flag 🚩

Musk is spending a fortune to influence elections. He is pushing for an extreme-right Nazi party in Germany! He is pushing for anti-EU candidates in the UK.

Now he is interfering in Canada.

He is Putin's dream and democracy's nightmare. Musk is a threat to global safety and security.

Countries ranked best for Quality of Life in latest US News and World Report:
1. 🇩🇰 Denmark
2. 🇸🇪 Sweden
3. 🇨🇭 Switzerland
4. 🇳🇴 Norway
5. 🇨🇦 Canada
6. 🇫🇮 Finland
7. 🇩🇪 Germany
8. 🇦🇺 Australia
9. 🇳🇱 Netherlands
10. 🇳🇿 New Zealand

Rest in Peace, Jimmy Carter. A great friend to the world!

Here he is in his late 90's building a home in Edmonton with Habitat for Humanity.

Jimmy Carter was proof that decency and goodness can exist in public service.

Jimmy Carter even heroically saved Canada from a nuclear meltdown when he was a naval officer over 70 years ago!

The world’s first nuclear reactor meltdown occurred in the Ottawa Valley and he was in charge of the team containing the disaster.

Peace be with you and Rosalynn.

The imaginary "War on Christmas" was invented by the far-right because they needed a war that they would be willing to fight with all those bone spurs.

You'd think Americans would want to see President Musk's birth certificate.

Team Canada means protecting our water, our industries, our citizens, and our Canadian values. Team selfish partisan politics means Conservative leader Poilievre selling Canada out for a propaganda boost from Trump, Musk, Putin, and Modi.

We CANNOT let all of North America be run by fascists.

Artist Credit: Michael de Adder

It's time to play a favourite Canadian game called: Am I On The Road?

Our grandparents had to conquer things like Nazis, polio, and measles. Thank goodness all those problems are solved and we don't have to worr...

Santa: What would you like for Christmas this year Timmy?

Timmy: A real, live T-Rex

Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Be realistic, Timmy.

Timmy: I want 2025 to be normal.

Santa: What colour do you want the T-Rex?

How Canadians Flirt:

"I have winter tires and heated seats."

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, in Canada we have...

Enjoy this arctic fox with snow on his nose.

The conman bait and switch trick in action:
They want you angry over pronoun change
when we NEED to focus on climate change

Canada is the USA's largest trading partner. When Trump tried tariffs on our goods as a negotiation tactic during the NAFTA negotiations, Canada responded by putting tariffs on American goods. It hurt the USA more than us.

USA's inflation will go up quickly with Trump's dumb 10% tariff idea. Trading partners around the world will put tariffs on American goods in retaliation as well. It will cause the USA to spiral into a recession.

It's a massively stupid idea. China won't play nice like us.