Notices by Meanwhile in Canada (meanwhileincanada@ohai.social)

Tesla is under investigation in Canada for falsifying thousands of sales to game our rebate system.

What if some of the vandalism at Tesla dealerships in the USA were simply insurance fraud scams?

Leaders will meet in Paris next week for an emergency meeting on Ukraine:

Zelensky 🇺🇦
Macron 🇫🇷
Starmer 🇬🇧
Carney 🇨🇦
Scholz 🇩🇪
Meloni 🇮🇹
Tusk 🇵🇱

No invite for Trump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A Canadian actress was detained at the US border in ‘inhumane conditions’ for 2 weeks.

A French scientist denied entry after officials found text messages criticizing Trump, which they reportedly said “could be considered to be terrorism.” He had criticized the Trump administration for making cuts to scientific research budgets.

Canadian folk duo Cassie and Maggie were asked by police about Canadian or U.S. loyalty after being pulled over during an hour-long traffic stop in Ohio.

Canada is in advanced talks to participate in the new EU military industry project. A clear sign that democracies are teaming up to Trump-proof their military production. The budding deal would see Canada get EU contracts to build in Canadian factories.

The next G7 summit will take place in Canada.

Our new Prime Minister, Mark Carney, invited Zelenskyy to attend after Trump has been pushing for the G7 to become the G8 with Putin as a member. Everything Trump tries to do backfires spectacularly.

Canada doesn't play 🇨🇦

Canada’s new Prime Minister Mark Carney ordered a review of Canada’s contract with the US’s Lockheed Martin Corp for 88 F-35 fighter jets, in response to tariffs and expansionist rhetoric from President Donald Trump.

The top choice is the Swedish-built Saab Gripen, who promised that assembly would take place in Canada and there would be a transfer of intellectual property, which would allow the aircraft to be maintained in Canada - unlike the F-35 that has to be maintained in the USA.

Turns out Pink Floyd was wrong, we do need education.

Maybe they called Biden "Sleepy Joe" because the world was actually able to sleep at night.

If anyone is wondering why Canadians are all saying, "Elbows Up!", it's a hockey reference. When the other team is playing dirty you put your elbows up, fight back, and stand up yourself and your team.

Trump has united Canadians behind Team Canada. Our elbows are up. Trump and his minions will deeply regret playing dirty with us.

Busy day at Stonehenge as the stones are moved forward one hour.

Wait, wait, wait, so half of Americans are happy subsidizing Musk's Starships that cost $200 million each to just blow up, but think healthcare for everyone is wrong?

That is so messed up.

Canada has two modes, I'm sorry, and you're about to be sorry.

You heard the man, America.

Dear World,
You can help Canada by buying Canadian and boycotting products from red states/Maga such as:
- Florida oranges/fruits/juices
- Kentucky Bourbon
- Tesla
- Dell computers
- Coca Cola
- Meat from Texas/Midwest
- Car lubricants/oils from USA
- Travel/Tourism
- American Beer especially Anheuser-Busch, MillerCoors, Pabst
- Uber
- American Cigarettes
- WWE
- ExxonMobil and Chevron
- Walmart
- Anything with Corn Syrup in it
- Paypal
- Twitter/X
- Wendy's (big Trump donors)
- RoundUp

If Trump expects to be refunded for past aid to Ukraine, the Republicans should refund Canada and Europe for supporting their military operations in Afghanistan.

Canada's involvement in the USA's war in Afghanistan cost us an estimated $18 billion. 158 Canadian soldiers were killed there and another 2000 wounded.

UK spent £32.8 billion and lost 1000+ soldiers.

France, Germany, Italy, Australia, Denmark, Norway - $100's of billions and devastating loss of life.

Pay up, Trump!

Canadians will be staying 100% Canadian, thank you very much!

The USA is welcome to become the 11th province if they want, but we won't tolerate unregulated assault rifles and dead school children.

The USA, Russia, Iran, and North Korea just voted together against a UN resolution to support Ukraine.

Canada and 93 other countries supported the joint European resolution that named Russia an aggressor state and called on it to remove its troops from Ukraine.

We take our hockey seriously

Evil bastard.

Trump is demanding 50% of all mineral rights in Ukraine “to pay back the billions spent on Ukraine”.

That’s expropriation.

Zelensky rejected the "deal" of course.

Put sanctions on Trump and his Nazi crew - NOW.

Artist Credit: Theo Moudakis

Trump said yesterday that Canada is a 'serious contender' to be the 51st state and 'They need our protection'. That is what Putin said about Ukraine in 2022. Putin thought he could take Ukraine in 3 days. He didn't factor in the deep resolve of the people, their values, and their complete refusal to be ruled by Putin.