Notices by Meanwhile in Canada (meanwhileincanada@ohai.social)

I thought you all needed to see this Canada Linx with her baby.

Headline in the Toronto Star.

It turns out that the conman with 6 bankruptcies and a fraudulent university is an economic disaster.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Little known fact:

The USA uses potash on 95% of their crops

90% of the potash they use comes from Canada.

There is no viable substitute for potash.

The USA imports 6 million tons from Canada every year.

Trump is going to decimate the USA's farmers and agriculture sector with his idiotic trade war.

The US military base that JD Vance visited in Greenland uses fuel that can only be delivered with the help of Canadian ice breakers.

I noticed he didn't say thank you.

Elections matter.

Prime Minister Mark Carney has been the strongest Western leader in dealing with Trump so far. He refused to speak to Trump until the "governor" and "51st state" rhetoric stopped. Carney made it crystal clear Canada is diversifying and expanding our trade and security relationships with more reliable allies and we will not back down in the face of threats.

#ElbowsUp

Canary in the coal mine

Easter Tip: Don't leave your child's chocolate bunny in the car.

Tesla is under investigation in Canada for falsifying thousands of sales to game our rebate system.

What if some of the vandalism at Tesla dealerships in the USA were simply insurance fraud scams?

Leaders will meet in Paris next week for an emergency meeting on Ukraine:

Zelensky 🇺🇦
Macron 🇫🇷
Starmer 🇬🇧
Carney 🇨🇦
Scholz 🇩🇪
Meloni 🇮🇹
Tusk 🇵🇱

No invite for Trump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A Canadian actress was detained at the US border in ‘inhumane conditions’ for 2 weeks.

A French scientist denied entry after officials found text messages criticizing Trump, which they reportedly said “could be considered to be terrorism.” He had criticized the Trump administration for making cuts to scientific research budgets.

Canadian folk duo Cassie and Maggie were asked by police about Canadian or U.S. loyalty after being pulled over during an hour-long traffic stop in Ohio.

Canada is in advanced talks to participate in the new EU military industry project. A clear sign that democracies are teaming up to Trump-proof their military production. The budding deal would see Canada get EU contracts to build in Canadian factories.

The next G7 summit will take place in Canada.

Our new Prime Minister, Mark Carney, invited Zelenskyy to attend after Trump has been pushing for the G7 to become the G8 with Putin as a member. Everything Trump tries to do backfires spectacularly.

Canada doesn't play 🇨🇦

Canada’s new Prime Minister Mark Carney ordered a review of Canada’s contract with the US’s Lockheed Martin Corp for 88 F-35 fighter jets, in response to tariffs and expansionist rhetoric from President Donald Trump.

The top choice is the Swedish-built Saab Gripen, who promised that assembly would take place in Canada and there would be a transfer of intellectual property, which would allow the aircraft to be maintained in Canada - unlike the F-35 that has to be maintained in the USA.

Turns out Pink Floyd was wrong, we do need education.

Maybe they called Biden "Sleepy Joe" because the world was actually able to sleep at night.

If anyone is wondering why Canadians are all saying, "Elbows Up!", it's a hockey reference. When the other team is playing dirty you put your elbows up, fight back, and stand up yourself and your team.

Trump has united Canadians behind Team Canada. Our elbows are up. Trump and his minions will deeply regret playing dirty with us.

Busy day at Stonehenge as the stones are moved forward one hour.

Wait, wait, wait, so half of Americans are happy subsidizing Musk's Starships that cost $200 million each to just blow up, but think healthcare for everyone is wrong?

That is so messed up.