Notices by garfield (garfiald@mastodon.social)

In the name of Jesus you get back up to your previous valuation. You will not keep falling in price. In Jesus name. Go back up, right now. Go back up, every bit of you. We command all your depreciation to stop and you will not keep decreasing in price. You will pass over the United States and you will not throw the United States into a recession. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

It's true that uk student loans aren't like "loans" in the regular sense. For most people, they are indeed more like a graduate tax, which makes them sound somewhat progressive. But the funny thing is, it's a graduate tax that you don't have to pay if you're rich.

My top ten albums of 2024 👇

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/garfiald/2024-aaaaarghhh/

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love & solidarity to everyone out there tonight standing up to fascism

you, cucked, pseudo-intellectual, embourgeoisé•e: reads professors arguing about their interpretations of marx

me, huge alpha, genuine proletarian, ready to "discard outdated theory and forms of theory", and ignore what "dead white men wrote 100 years ago": watches youtubers and podcasters arguing about their interpretations of marx, and all of them are incredibly wrong & also illiterate

teens these days I cannot fucking believe the kinds of music they will be listening. stupid goddamm bleep bloop music. stupid freaking snort snort honk farm animal music. goddamm kids these days. they only listen to freaking pig albums nowadays . the goddamn kids. all they like is albums of music made exclusively from field recordings of a single pig over the course of its lifespan, including post mortem. cant stand the kids these days with their stupid high concept electronic music and that

when the most common reply to every criticism of israel i post is "are you suggesting we expel my beautiful white uncle who has lived there for five years", it is clear that, for Liberal zionists, the reality of the Israeli state's ongoing colonial growth is only inconvenient because it has not been fully completed. they are attempting to will into existence genocide as a fait accompli. they desire a world in which the palestinian people are nothing but a regrettable historical footnote

Liberal zionists such as the ones #onhere are absolutely dying for the genocide of palestinian people to be complete

@bees we need to build awareness to get females out of bookstores and back on the computer

@Polychrome i think its definitely more about getting stuff delivered than about using apps for me

this is already better

I could write a better one tbh

this "consoomer bingo" that's going around was clearly created either with the intention of flattering everyone or with a top 1% amerikkkan in mind because I'm easily in the 5% biggest consoomers of anyone I know and my results are pitiful

musk is the bigger guy so the principle of pub brawls dictates if the fight took place right this minute he would win. but musk is an imposter who doesnt do his homework and so will fail to prepare and try to back out of the fight at the last minute. 1 of 2 things will happen: either zuck correctly predicts that Elon will back out and doesnt prepare, or zuck undergoes bizarro levels of training (doing burpees on the vomit comet etc) and, given the chance, destroys elon

who else using this website in 2018 ? ? ?

forever in our hearts

used to be you would lube your twink up with good old fashioned extra virgin olive oil... now the globalists have replaced it all with impure seed oils... a civilisation in the cline