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Announcing that the tech industry will be looting the government to the tune of half a trillion dollars in return for magic beans only for the bean market to immediately crash is some deeply funny shit. impeccable timing President Xi.

this is Canadian politic inside pool nonsense but Chrystia Freeland accusing Carney of being a "Liberal insider" is some funny shit

hauling this over here because it's always been my favorite Lynch anecdote

incredibly based

Prosecutor: You stage that perp walk of Luigi?

Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Prosecutor: what

da brains genious

CEOs HATE this one weird trick for removing them from their job

fwiw people keep posting that "big shift to the right" graphic as if there were some big surge in conservative votes, but it's pretty misleading. There were actually _fewer_ Repub voters than 2020. It's just that there were even fewer Dem voters because they sucked complete ass at giving anybody a reason to show up.

World’s smartest zionist

Staffer: Thank you for your proposal but I don't think my boss is going to be super into your idea since it's like, a serious crime.

Eric Adams: What? Hell no let's do this crime

More critical infrastructure should depend on a rootkit built by some private company with no accountability imo. It seems good.

@sweetmercury it's all fun and games until "President Biden should face serious consequences for his enthusiastic participation in Israel War Crimes"

The notion that a text generator would reliably spit out facts if you trained it on enough internet posts is mostly an admission of how unfamiliar these dweebs are with Posting

Naive fool that I am I honestly thought that at some point electoral math would take over and the Dems would have to at least take their foot off the gas on the genocide until after the election. But nah they’re just fully committed to losing the election.

Democrats fixing to lose the UAW endorsement

@WhiskeySailor @alex I plucked a random "Millennials are killing X" out of my memory, and damn, they really are doing just that

https://fortune.com/2023/11/11/diamond-industry-faces-price-plunge-gen-z-uncertainty/

@alex love that this is just a lazy find-and-replace of the last 20 years of articles about Millennials, too. Time is a flat circle baby.

yeah i like Dune 2

Dune 2 others as i would have them dune 2 me !!!

"He's called The Unknown, sir. He's an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls."

telling mr dilbert about the 5 unfuckable losers i’ve raised