Notices by Sin Vega (sinvega@mastodon.social)

Whoever compiled the "seagull relationship with humans" section on wikipedia chose pictures that (accurately) depict them as making us their bitch.

has polyamory gone too far

quite a lot of them apparently had no intention of spying and turned themselves in at the first opportunity, which is both cool and hilarious

"Caroli quickly became a problem; he attempted to strangle his MI5 handler before making an escape, carrying a canoe on a motorcycle. He vaguely planned to row to Holland but came unstuck after falling off the bike in front of a policeman"

dang it's almost as though your ideology is fucking worthless and everyone who has ever espoused it is a stupid arsehole

@goatsarah just have this mental image of going "uhhh yeah sure I'll spy for you. hail hitlo and all that" and getting a free trip to kent. Buy myself an ice cream, stretch my legs a bit, then defect and get a load of stupid nazi twats killed

reading and cackling about how absolutely every spy the nazis got to england immediately defected or got caught. because nazis are fucking stupid

love it when a man communicates poorly and then gets self pitying when confronted with it. You think you can do that passive-aggressive shit with me? bitch I grew up catholic. This isn't fucking amateur hour

@foervraengd oh man, people really act like flu is the same thing as a cold. I used to work in libraries, I got colds all the time. But a flu? I remember every time I had the flu. brutal shivering plunging my head into the snow prone on the floor time travel illness. too weak to shower illness. crying with fear and self pity illness. People downplaying the flu didn't fucking have it

Wily Rascal: "Mr Starver, the tories have announced that they will literally eat giant bags of shit every day, for hardworking families law and order immigration."

Keith: (already diving headfirst into a latrine)

sometimes I think seeing hundreds and hundreds of games every week that people put all their heart into for years on end and then they're only played by 9 people in a society where lack of income can literally kill you has had a negative effect on my emotional wellbeing

every once in a while, for no particular reason, I suddenly remember the time jamie oliver got fucking broken by a group of schoolkids who weren't even trying and I feel my lifespan extend by two days

If I could wish for one thing, it would be for them to feel everything they do to us

you're not a soldier fighting a space war for strategic goals, you're an assassin who's coming for specific people. Blast in, do whatever it takes to kill the lord, jet out and leave them to think about what you've done

it doesn't even matter if you're a hero or not, if the other side are villains or not. They're going to fucking pay

thinking about how fucking metal House of the Dying Sun's entire pemise is. Your side has lost the war, but you're going to fucking murder all the lords that betrayed you anyway

I mean, you're definitely not the goodies, but who cares. My ship is a rocket bolted to some cannons. I know what I'm here for

The target made it to an escape pod?

Perfect. Now they'll have no doubt who I came for

all I'm saying is that it's fucked up that we put "to avoid danger of suffocation keep away from babies" on everything but nobody ever actually punishes the babies

@goatsarah I keep "fuck off back to idaho" on my clipboard. I don't even know what it means but it annoys them a lot so it must be doing some good

watching more picard and it's teeming with stupid plot holes and things happening because the script needs them to happen now. But there's enough characterisation and warmth in some of the details that I'm enjoying it as slightly stupid space adventures. Which is entirely not what star trek should be conceptually, but I went in expecting it to be completely shit and it is, at least, somewhat enjoyable