Notices by BKM on a Shelf (bkm@mastodon.world), page 2

This is the numbing agent used in my doctor's office. More effective than novocaine.

"Biden is too old" or "Biden isn't doing enough for Palestinians" is this election's "but her emails".

People need to get their sensibililities and priorities aligned with reality.

I wonder if the law specified the language they need to be displayed in.

Supposedly, Wells Fargo discovered the ploy after the employees failed to meet the fake account creation quota. Supposedly.

If I ever get arrested for assault or murder, it's going to be at a Cosco.

And a jury of my peers would acquit.

@Waitnwallflower

Conservative men need to stop making the rules.

Clematis is blooming!

Why is there even an option to select "Accept All Cookies"? Who are these people?

Oh? Still on the fence about voting? Still "concerned" Biden isn't doing enough in the middle east? That he's too old? Still feel a protest vote is a MUST to "shake things up"?

Sneak peak at what's next. Don't waste your vote. Vote for Biden or vote for Trump. There is no in-between.

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

Navarro petition denied. He's going to jail tomorrow.

How the heck am I gonna clip my toe nails in a seat like this?

These people are fucking stupid.

Hmmm.... seems like not holding anyone accountable to the law makes it easier to keep breaking the law.

Weird how that works.

https://www.commondreams.org/news/25-gop-govs-texas-border

This I why I don't go to chiropractors.

@courtcan

Alphas gotta be alphas.

Is it still considered arts and crafts if you're fingerpainting mayonnaise on bread?

@flexghost

I remember my nephew saying the stupidest shit at the dinner table. I told him so and told him to stop. He continued and said he read it on Reddit. I lost my shit on him for relying on Reddit for news/info.

We need to have a 1-hour news loop station where only the news is reported. No opinion. No spin. No expert analysis afterwards. No sad/teary/mad anchor reading it...

I assume with AI, we can recreate the image of Walter Cronkite? Let's put AI to good use and do that.

This would be comical if not for the fact that 10's of millions of Americans still believe this shit.

@enoch

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