Notices by Jack Daniel (often offline) (jack_daniel@mastodon.social), page 2

This image is absolutely terrifying. Be safe y'all. GTFO if you are in the path.

While I'm at it
"Ground Control to Dementia Don
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?"

I am again traveling the back roads of the rural deep south.
I am again reminded of my go-to saying for most towns I pass through.
"Well, sure, this town ain’t what it used to be, but then again, neither are you, buttercup."

Dear medical practices: Fuck you and your shitty online check ins. Teaching people to answer THOSE kind of questions at a random website from a link in a text message from a random phone number? FuuuUUUuuuck YooooUuuUu.

Love
Jack

@ryanc just use Excel
/me ducks

When I was a kid I figured out that if I wanted to know how the magician did a trick I shouldn't look where they pointed. Then I figured out that this didn't just apply to magicians, but to politicians, media, clergy, and more.
A whole bunch of folks have not figured this out.

Mornin' (or whatever it is where you are) frens.
What iOS crapplication do y'all loathe the least for Mastodon?

The browser wars are over. We lost.

Flashbacks

#Caturday
I don't wanna.

#Caturday laundry basket Boop

Did a meat thing. Flank steak, marinated for several days in tawny port, then slow cooked in the smoker.
Was delightful, moist, sweet, and tender.

Stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

stupid time zones

🤘

Five sleeping meatballs at six weeks old

OK, was it Microsoft or Audacity who fucked over the sound setup I had dialed in and working well for the last few years. I've ruled out Shure software and the mics.
I think we all know who shall be blamed, because Microsoft is in some kind of quality freefall.

I have begun my fourth guitar build. After an acoustic, a traditional Jag-style, and the Telecowster, this one will go in a completely new direction.
#NoSpoilers

Thoughts of the evening:
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy Balvenie Caribbean Cask.
You can also buy Epsom salts, and soak in a warm bath while sipping said whisky.

Reminder: Outlook (desktop) lets you send, receive, and display email in plain text, as the deities intended.
The setting is under File>Options>Trust Center>Trust Center Settings>Email Security.
(At least on Windows, Outlook on Mac is a hideous pile of trash).