Notices by 🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her) (miss_s_b@witches.live), page 2

Embarrassed to admit I know all the words to this Bee Gees number. From my boyband days.

*defiant look *

#TotP

Trying hard not to think of the Grumbleweeds

#TotP

Actually quite like the guitar on this version of Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

#TotP

The girl in the bandeau top must have some serious superglue that's all I'm saying

#TotP

The Name of The Game is Robo Rally, ABBA. Don't play it against @goatsarah she'll muller you

#TotP

Four whole episodes of #TotP on BBC4 tonight! High hopes when the second one was introduced by Bon Jovi, only for them to be dashed by the first actual song being Haddaway (and shite)

Lead singer of Mike and the Mechanics appears to be the result of an unholy experiment to cross James May with that twat from Simply Red

OMFG M People doing one of their two sporting anthems. Heather Small can sure sing but I'm not sure about the novelty Christmas cracker saxophone

#TotP

Ah D:Ream.
Not in Prof Brian Cox era, mind #TotP

And now Amy Grant's completely unnecessary Joni Mitchell cover

#TotP

Time to go make a drink

YAAAAAAY VIC N BOB!

... Oh Jesus Vic's trousers
... OH SWEET JESUS BOB'S SINGING

#TotP

Ahhhhhhh Bon Jovi. This, however, is not one of their bangers.

Jon Bon has nicked James May's hair too lol

#TotP

And after the unlikely event of Vic n Bob going for it and ending up a hundred times more entertaining than Bon Jovi, we have...

Robson and Cocking Jerome again. Bollocks.

#TotP

I cannot tell you all the sheer relief I feel that Sandi is on the right side re trans rights. I've had a crush on her for decades, and was worried I'd have to put her in the box with Christopher Lee (tory) and Alice Cooper (weirdly anti trans despite his entire career)

@torvalds it doesn't give you "The UK"?

@MarjorieGotSmaller such reasonable, many concern, wow @goatsarah

@zoe *googles *
I reckon I could wear that
@goatsarah

It genuinely astounds me how much the transphobes in our party are monomaniacally obsessed with @goatsarah .

Apparently those of us who do not want to exclude trans people from public life are all Sarah's acolytes, and doing her bidding.

The fact that Sarah left not just the party but the country several years ago matters not one jot, whit, or iota to them. They just can't imagine that people might come to a conclusion by themselves, therefore there must be a sinister mastermind controlling everything, and it must be Sarah.

Anyway, looking forward to the arrival of my nice acolyte uniform ;)

Doing the old classic thought experiment of "if there were a muppet version of a movie, who would each muppet play, and who would be the one human"

#MuppetMovies

I've been thinking a lot about Nightmare On Elm Street. Obviously Nancy is the one human. Millie Bobby Brown would be good.

Piggy is Nancy's mum, the angry alcoholic.
Sam the Eagle is Nancy's dad, the disbeliever cop. The logical casting for Johnny Depp would be Kermit, but I really want to cast Beaker as Johnny Depp... because I think Kermit should be Freddy.

I have exceeded
the rate limit
that was on
the birdsite

and which
you were probably
saving
for doomscrolling

Forgive me
It was delicious
so fascist
and so TERFy

#ThisIsJustToSay