Notices by 🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her) (miss_s_b@witches.live)

Things I thought were a pointless indulgence before I hit 40:

- chondotrin and glucosamine supplements
- optrex
- naps
- bannisters
- grippy shoes so you don't fall down the stairs
- deliveroo
- did I mention optrex? So good. So so good. It's crack for the over 40s

Me, in bed: I would like to sleep

Bladder: lol no, you need to get up and pee first

Me: *goes to pee, washes hands, gets back into bed * OK, sleep now?

Brain: you haven't worried enough today! Here are some random worries that you can't do anything about in the small hours of the morning

Me, sighing: you're not helping, brain. Shut up and let me sleep

Foot: can I interest you in a random itch that will not go away at this time?

I watched the hairy bikers Christmas special tonight. And.... there were fuck all usable recipes in it, which is crap for a cooking show but... I don't care. And also I'm in bits.

Dave couldn't walk for FIVE MONTHS. Never mind ride a motorbike, he couldn't even walk. And this is a man I've named pokemon after.

I genuinely don't care that the hairy bikers Christmas special didn't really have any recipes in. I'm just glad Dave is still going. Fucking hell.

Oooooooo I forgot there'd been this remix of The Eve Of The War.

Loooooooove the original

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Episode 3 and we're going back in time to Stock Aitken And Waterman land

1988?

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Oh god oh god oh god just the MENTION of Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers and I'm breaking out in hives *shudder *

Still here's the Happy Mondays and Kirsty McColl

Oh Bez. I love you Bez.

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Good lord the Stone Roses were always tedious bollocks, weren't they?

(I may have been poisoned by having a room next door to a lad who was obsessed with them at uni)

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I want to go back in time 35 years and tell Bez he's going to do great on Celebrity Masterchef in the future and watch his face

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Ohhhhh nooooooo New Kids On The Block...

*mashing the Fast Forward button ineffectually *

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YAY THIS LOOKS SEVENTIES!!!

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And playing out with Sheena Easton, who never quite recovered from the Not The Nine O'clock News treatment

🎶 My baby takes the morning bus
He spends all day with a whore and then
He takes another home again
And tries to strangle me.... 🎶

Fingers crossed the next one will be a 70s one

... or maybe we won't have to wait that long because here is Mull of Fuckin Tyre by Wings which was number one the day I was born, so it's definitely 1977

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I'm going to guess 1977 but I'll know for sure when the Queen track is revealed

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... oh sweet Jesus 70s DooWop...

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Hello Bonnie <3 I have a soft spot for Bonnie Tyler

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I liked the big zoom onto the saxophone for the guitar solo LMAO

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Leo Sayer channeling Sinead O'Connor from 15 years in the future

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YAY LEGS &CO HAVE NICKED THE MORECAMBE AND WISE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SET AND COSTUMES!

I wonder which of the poor sods got to be in the camel lol

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Errol isn't moving about enough so they've let the 70s Doctor Who effects folks loose on him lol

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Ello Errol

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