Notices by Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)

The cockroach, out of hatred for the ant, voted for the insecticide.

They all died.

Including the cricket, who cast an invalid vote, and the fly, who did not go to the polls at all.

America’s political landscape in a nutshell.

Men often believe that a woman’s greatest fear is loneliness.

They are completely wrong.

The greatest fear is getting married, having children, becoming a maid, and being trapped in a miserable life with a loser by her side.

North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un gets U.S. foreign policy rewritten overnight, while Democrats need a three-week workshop just to draft a strongly worded letter.

Jobs looked down on:
• Truck drivers
• Bakers
• Tradespeople
• Nurses
• Mechanics
• Farmers

Jobs we glorify:
• Influencers
• Pro athletes
• Actors
• Models

Jobs that keep our country running:
• Truck drivers
• Bakers
• Tradespeople
• Nurses
• Mechanics
• Farmers

Imagine needing validation so badly that you force your hand-picked board to vote your name back onto the Kennedy Center in direct violation of a court order.

The level of fragile ego required to pull a stunt like this is genuinely staggering.

✅ Indefinite deployment
✅ Contaminated water & food shortages
✅ Sailors jumping overboard from the USS Abraham Lincoln to escape

Glad to see “unmatched military readiness” means treating your own crew worse than prisoners.

Great job, everyone. 🇺🇸🫡

Source:
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/08/11/multiple-uss-abraham-lincoln-sailors-have-tried-to-go-overboard-amid-extended-deployment-families-say/

The timeline of this madness:

1. Trump waves for cameras on Air Force One in Turkey.

2. Secretly exits out the back into a raised catering truck.

3. Gets shuttled to a smaller C-32A with Pete Hegseth, flying dark under the callsign “Reach 18.”

Meanwhile, back on the decoy AF1:

The press, staff, and crew are told to close their window shades, totally oblivious that POTUS pulled a fast one.

They fly out under the “AF1” callsign — acting as a giant, painted bullseye for a potential Iranian threat.

Fast forward:

Trump lands in Britain, secretly sneaks BACK onto the legacy AF1, walks out for the cameras like a hero, and hops on his Qatari-gifted jet back to DC.

Look, hiding POTUS from a legit assassination attempt? Standard protocol.

Leaving your flight crew, staff, and press pool to play unwitting human shields while you escape in a food cart? Absolutely psychotic behavior.

Remember when Trump told the press pool “I go, you go” regarding Air Force One security threats?

Turns out he meant: “I go hide in a catering truck, and you go act as missile bait.”

🧵👇🏼

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was practically engineered to break MAGA brains.

American-born (sorry, no “go back” card), ridiculously credentialed (MD + Oxford PhD), explains policy like a normal human, and takes zero crap.

Good luck finding a script for that.

Expecting Trump’s personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, to act in the best interest of the U.S. as AG isn’t optimism — it’s weaponized self-delusion.

UEFA finally figured out Infantino is full of it. Absolute shocker for anyone who slept through the last decade.

Why is the burden of “not letting the team down” always placed on overworked employees, instead of on management to hire enough people?

Two more American lives thrown away.

All to open a strait that wasn’t even closed until Trump attacked Iran.

There is no strategy. Just body bags for a manufactured crisis.

Decades later, catching Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse” or “Holding Out for a Hero” on the radio still gives me full-body chills. That’s the power of pure, unfiltered talent.

Thank you for a voice that never stopped moving us. Rest in power, rockstar. 🕊️🖤

Trump just admitted on camera he doesn’t know ball, called the ref “suspect,” and bragged about pressuring FIFA to overturn a red card for “our best player.”

Absolute clown show. US soccer is cooked. Disqualify them immediately.

Silly me for thinking nobody could out-corrupt FIFA’s Sepp Blatter, but Gianni Infantino really said, “Hold my beer.”

Peak corruption.