Notices by Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts, rockets and presidents”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

If you’re calling Mark Kelly (U.S. Navy combat pilot, NASA astronaut, and U.S. Senator) a traitor and Donald Trump (convicted felon, rapist, and Russia’s KGB agent “Krasnov”) your president, it might be time for a long look in the mirror.

There are times when you must speak, not because you are going to change the opposing side, but because if you do not speak, they have changed you.

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

“The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them.”

Erasmus of Rotterdam (1466-1536), Christian humanist, satirist, and philosopher

For the first time in American history, tonight’s State of the Union address will be written by Russia and delivered by its longtime puppet.

The fact that many Americans cannot recognize fascism unless it looks exactly like Nazi Germany is very dangerous.

Zelenskyy is one of the world’s greatest heroes and leaders. — That’s eating Trump und Vance alive.

The elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Musk and Trump who are bleeding this country dry.

Remember when Elon Musk said Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife MacKenzie Scott was destroying Western civilization by giving billions to charities for women, minorities, and marginalized groups?

After learning about his comment, she doubled her donations.

Perfect response.

Call me old fashioned, but being Russia’s KGB agent “Krasnov” since 1987 should disqualify Trump from being President of the United States. Retroactively, immediately, and forever.

I don’t judge Mitch McConnell for his choice of political party.

I judge him for his greed, racism, and hunger for power.

I judge him for causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.

So will others. So will history.

I don’t judge Mitch McConnell for his choice of political party.

I judge him for his greed, racism, and hunger for power,

I judge him for causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.

So will others. So will history.

How Hitler seized power:

1. Create a crisis.
2. Demonize opponents.
3. Declare a state of emergency.
4. Undermine elections.
5. Make the rule of law irrelevant.
6. Rule by decree.

If America falls it will be because of the people who didn’t pay attention.

Once you realize that Trump and all the MAGA Republicans are working for Russia and Saudi Arabia, not America, everything they do makes sense.

Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $394.2 billion

Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $241.9 billion

Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $254.1 billion

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25

It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe.

881,776 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and made Trump a dictator.

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: Lies do not suddenly become truths because, instead of shouting them out with orange makeup and a wig, you serve them up with a smile, eyeliner and a hipster beard.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.