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   Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Aug-2026 06:02:26 JST Andrea Junker :verified:

   Remember when Trump told the press pool “I go, you go” regarding Air Force One security threats?

   Turns out he meant: “I go hide in a catering truck, and you go act as missile bait.”

   🧵👇🏼

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     Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 02:24:23 JST Andrea Junker :verified:

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     Look, hiding POTUS from a legit assassination attempt? Standard protocol.

     Leaving your flight crew, staff, and press pool to play unwitting human shields while you escape in a food cart? Absolutely psychotic behavior.

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     Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 02:24:24 JST Andrea Junker :verified:

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     Fast forward:

     Trump lands in Britain, secretly sneaks BACK onto the legacy AF1, walks out for the cameras like a hero, and hops on his Qatari-gifted jet back to DC.

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     Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 02:24:25 JST Andrea Junker :verified:

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     Meanwhile, back on the decoy AF1:

     The press, staff, and crew are told to close their window shades, totally oblivious that POTUS pulled a fast one.

     They fly out under the “AF1” callsign — acting as a giant, painted bullseye for a potential Iranian threat.

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     Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 02:24:26 JST Andrea Junker :verified:

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     The timeline of this madness:

     1. Trump waves for cameras on Air Force One in Turkey.

     2. Secretly exits out the back into a raised catering truck.

     3. Gets shuttled to a smaller C-32A with Pete Hegseth, flying dark under the callsign “Reach 18.”