Notices by Mono = One; Rail = Rail (pikesley@mastodon.me.uk)

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate

@intransitivelie wait where's ME and NT?

"I asked chatgpt and..." without wishing to be rude, I cannot now take anything else you say remotely seriously

This is where I post from

@thomasfuchs where's this from?

We're at the Colossus Of Rhodes stage of 21st Century Capitalism

https://www.activenorcal.com/crypto-investor-proposes-450-foot-statue-of-greek-god-on-alcatraz-island/

@Nickiquote what if we really massively scaled-up the Horizon Scandal?

This is *phenomenal* stuff

https://pivot-to-ai.com/2025/08/29/vibe-coded-build-system-nx-gets-hacked-steals-vibe-coders-crypto/

My eyebrows have left my face and are heading towards the ISS

Powerful "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy at Step 3 here in our oven's instruction manual

[Me, reading about the impending bursting of the AI bubble]: "Wait, so you're telling me these huge tech companies all bought way too many tulip bulbs *from the same guy*?"

Vibe Tulip-Growing

[Me, mashing the tab key until some tulip flowers appear]: "Real gardeners are mugs, this is the future"

I think about this a lot

Fence #Cat

#caturday

The Finding Out will continue until the Fucking Around improves

Oh great they're talking about Mounjaro and #Diabetes on the radio without making any distinction between type-1 and type-2

#t1d

Mars by 2021

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c1k87l7nre4o

@feld Using tabs is a valid way to learn guitar though

@Infoseepage @Nickiquote all these edgy Zoomers with their synthetic 80s nostalgia need to see shit like this

"I'm a vibe coder" has "being good at Guitar Hero makes me a musician" energy