Notices by Divisive Clown (pikesley@mastodon.me.uk)

@Nickiquote what if we really massively scaled-up the Horizon Scandal?

This is *phenomenal* stuff

https://pivot-to-ai.com/2025/08/29/vibe-coded-build-system-nx-gets-hacked-steals-vibe-coders-crypto/

My eyebrows have left my face and are heading towards the ISS

Powerful "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy at Step 3 here in our oven's instruction manual

[Me, reading about the impending bursting of the AI bubble]: "Wait, so you're telling me these huge tech companies all bought way too many tulip bulbs *from the same guy*?"

Vibe Tulip-Growing

[Me, mashing the tab key until some tulip flowers appear]: "Real gardeners are mugs, this is the future"

I think about this a lot

Fence #Cat

#caturday

The Finding Out will continue until the Fucking Around improves

Oh great they're talking about Mounjaro and #Diabetes on the radio without making any distinction between type-1 and type-2

#t1d

Mars by 2021

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c1k87l7nre4o

@feld Using tabs is a valid way to learn guitar though

@Infoseepage @Nickiquote all these edgy Zoomers with their synthetic 80s nostalgia need to see shit like this

"I'm a vibe coder" has "being good at Guitar Hero makes me a musician" energy

We saw this shop up Brick Lane earlier this week and I feel personally attacked

@SpaceLifeForm @DanKen @uastronomer @ryanc @Infoseepage ok, fine, but the client doesn't know how to parse that number into an ipv4 address

@DanKen @uastronomer @ryanc @Infoseepage

Yeah, `ping` is doing some parsing that other tools... aren't:

```
➜ ping 3107303990
PING 3107303990 (185.53.178.54): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 185.53.178.54: icmp_seq=0 ttl=51 time=30.992 ms

➜ whois 3107303990
% IANA WHOIS server
% for more information on IANA, visit http://www.iana.org
% This query returned 1 object

as-block: 402333-4199999999
organisation: Unallocated
```

#tesla

Monty from next door was in the garden

#cat #caturday

@dalias @natpryce @jasongorman @flooper @thirstybear

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