Notices by Large Languish Model (pikesley@mastodon.me.uk)

Fuck off fuck off fuck off

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/keir-starmer-artificial-intelligence-plan-b2677947.html

"It also involves students being pushed on to AI-focused courses to produce thousands of new graduates as ministers plot to build up capacity in the new technology"

Two years ago, these gullible fools would have been pushing the students onto "NFT-focused courses" wouldn't they?

These people looked at Sam Altman and thought, "yes, there's a man I can trust"

I should very much like the Prime Minister to watch this https://youtu.be/gjQUCpeJG1Y?si=QzP0Bcnh6fpufu47 and then explain to us how any of this makes any sense

Love to wake up to news of unfettered government solutionising

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crr05jykzkxo

Starting to think that Science and Technology Secretary Peter Kyle might not have any idea what he's talking about and is just being led around by the jingling keys of some tech grifters

Peter Kyle would have bought a monorail from Lyle Langley

"The AI will fix the potholes" CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELVES?

@cstross there is absolutely a Cray-1 in the back of that

Google Docs now supports markdown. But they've made it *slightly* shit, because they just can't fucking help themselves

I'm a bitch
I'm an Orca
Sticking yachts just off Majorca
Or I'll swim about instead
With a salmon on my head

https://www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-salmon-on-your-head-is-back-in-fashion-for-orcas-after-a-37-year-break-76971

It is *exactly* 10 years since the greatest/dumbest moment of my career. An event so significant that @Floppy had commemorative mugs made

https://sam.pikesley.org/talks/#the-story-of-the-arsebees-emf-2014

https://github.com/theodi/master-builder/commit/5786aa7284b59c023a2ccf39fa96cc88c7bb15da#diff-f933d8649d1c06e51077a8f890943677

Wordle English #1191 4/6
www.wordle.global/en

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@babe @ayukawa it's *much* easier to solve than a regular cube

@SamLR @babe @ayukawa

yeah but you can do this with it though

@SamLR @babe @ayukawa odd-numbered NxNs are fun, too

@babe it's a slippery slope

Love to be accelerating full-tilt towards multiple apocalypses simultaneously

https://www.wired.com/story/the-mosquito-borne-disease-triple-e-is-spreading-in-the-us-as-temperatures-rise/

Oh fuck off

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/jul/25/ai-could-enhance-almost-two-thirds-of-british-jobs-claims-google

@heygarrett @dotjayne not enough people are asking, What Happens To Your Unapplied Git Stashes After You Die?