Notices by Malcontent Negotiation (pikesley@mastodon.me.uk)

#tesla

Monty from next door was in the garden

#cat #caturday

@dalias @natpryce @jasongorman @flooper @thirstybear

https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/112013892778162041

This is very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wYVdL8FsQ

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of divorced mediocre white men

Got my Cybertruck off Temu, lads

Oh cool they want to fuck up compasses with AI now

https://www.wired.com/story/google-startup-wants-to-revolutionize-satellite-navigation/

Fuck off fuck off fuck off

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/keir-starmer-artificial-intelligence-plan-b2677947.html

"It also involves students being pushed on to AI-focused courses to produce thousands of new graduates as ministers plot to build up capacity in the new technology"

Two years ago, these gullible fools would have been pushing the students onto "NFT-focused courses" wouldn't they?

These people looked at Sam Altman and thought, "yes, there's a man I can trust"

I should very much like the Prime Minister to watch this https://youtu.be/gjQUCpeJG1Y?si=QzP0Bcnh6fpufu47 and then explain to us how any of this makes any sense

Love to wake up to news of unfettered government solutionising

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crr05jykzkxo

Starting to think that Science and Technology Secretary Peter Kyle might not have any idea what he's talking about and is just being led around by the jingling keys of some tech grifters

Peter Kyle would have bought a monorail from Lyle Langley

"The AI will fix the potholes" CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELVES?

@cstross there is absolutely a Cray-1 in the back of that

Google Docs now supports markdown. But they've made it *slightly* shit, because they just can't fucking help themselves

I'm a bitch
I'm an Orca
Sticking yachts just off Majorca
Or I'll swim about instead
With a salmon on my head

https://www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-salmon-on-your-head-is-back-in-fashion-for-orcas-after-a-37-year-break-76971

It is *exactly* 10 years since the greatest/dumbest moment of my career. An event so significant that @Floppy had commemorative mugs made

https://sam.pikesley.org/talks/#the-story-of-the-arsebees-emf-2014

https://github.com/theodi/master-builder/commit/5786aa7284b59c023a2ccf39fa96cc88c7bb15da#diff-f933d8649d1c06e51077a8f890943677

Wordle English #1191 4/6
www.wordle.global/en

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