Notices by cwgrody (cwgrody@mastodon.sdf.org)

If leagues really want to keep fans from rushing the field, just forfeit the game when they do. It’ll only need to happen once. #ArizonaState #CollegeFootball #cfb @cfb

@FlashMobOfOne @jon — Regression to the mean? 🤷♂️

I don’t know to react to kickers that miss these days. #Eagles #TNF #NFL @nfl

Well, wasn’t that the perfect metaphor for the week?

#Chiefs 16, #Broncos 14, final.

#NFL @nfl

#IVoted on the first day of early voting in Ohio.
https://newsmast.social/@KamalaHarrisWin/113411074919129340

Everybody’s beatable these days.
https://www.threads.net/@mattlombardonfl/post/DBmMmmSy764

@FlashMobOfOne @emarktaylor — The best fantasy QBs are those trailing by multiple scores against a team playing prevent defense.

Catch the football, “Wait, you’re off the hook because of the hammy issue,” edition. #Buccaneers #NFL #MNF @nfl

Noel. Almost. #Yankees 6, #Guardians 5, top of the eighth.

#ALCS #MLB #baseball @baseball

@sand @emarktaylor — The answer to all your questions is money.

If we lose this Senate seat, we likely lose the Senate. Help Sherrod out if you can, and #VoteBlue.
https://mastodon.world/@tomiahonen/113295176925567776

First time I’ve heard of a pitcher having the wind knocked out of him by his “protective cup.” Thank you, Ron Darling! #Royals #MLB #baseball @baseball

@emarktaylor — It’s time for another episode of that favorite game show, “Is she dumb enough to actually believe this, or does she just think you are?”

How in the world are my #Broncos 2-2? Ugliest win in a long time, but we’ll take it. #NFL @nfl

Lori: “What’s wrong with Russell Wilson?”

Me: “Justin Fields.”

#Steelers #NFL @nfl

We have two turnovers and no first downs. #Broncos fever — catch it! #NFL @nfl

I feel like offering a defensive seminar around the concept of jumping offsides — if you’re already offsides, keep going until the refs kill the play. Otherwise, free shots downfield for the offense.

You’ve probably heard me say this before, but it’s obviously not sinking in. This isn’t brain surgery, folks.

#CollegeFootball @cfb

It’s possible Travis Kelce retired and didn’t tell anybody. 😊 #Chiefs #NFL @nfl

@FlashMobOfOne @emarktaylor — For me, yes, but I also realize they normally have terrible matchups that lead to boredom as well.

@emarktaylor @cfb — We found the new last Jedi.