Notices by John Breen (jab01701mid@universeodon.com)

@georgetakei So my boss is a woman, I'm not sure this is going to go over well.

@georgetakei Dave Grohl has been the President of the Universe Which Does Not Suck for quite a while, so this is the move I'd expect.
Also, fuckin' Dave Grohl !!!

@georgetakei I could Seine's it.

@georgetakei You want to to stick the camera WHERE !?@

@georgetakei Mi leches va a once.
(My milks go to 11 ?)

@georgetakei Sometimes if there is someone behind me with rude high-intensity beams, I intentionally adjust my side mirror to reflect it right back at them. Then they leave my area.

@georgetakei Spiderman is afraid of...spiders ?

@georgetakei I enjoy following you, but most of the comicsands content is links to X/Twitter and I don't go there. The real Sulu would be reposting content like this without linking to FB/IG/X, so we don't have to interact with those platforms and risk the Wrath of Khan.

@georgetakei Remember when the Supreme Court said it's OK to jail Americans of Japanese ancestry without trial ? I do.

@georgetakei Nothing wrong with this - probably more ergonomic usage than traditional, like a trackball.

@georgetakei We were promised a Taco Truck on every corner, damn it.

@georgetakei Man considers calling in a drone strike against a pizza delivery person who decided to stop for a bathroom break, or buy flowers from a roadside stand.

@georgetakei Covering all bases, I maintain both an almost-empty and almost-full one at all times.

@georgetakei It goes to vacuum the roads, of course, so you don't have to.
But by all means, stay off of Twitter/X, and def do not re-post content from there for me to be tempted to follow.

@georgetakei It gets better...
Converted to metric, 80085mi = 128884km, which is one-two-three(eights)-four.
So, 4 boobs.
Ergo, the driver is bovine species.

@georgetakei Shredded lettuce is an excellent addition to mac-n-cheese, believe it or not ! Not sure I'm ready for Mac-chocolate.

@georgetakei Points to the first film studio that releases the summer blockbuster "All Shows Cancelled"

@georgetakei The dog thinks they must be digging for that really big bone he buried last month.

@georgetakei They don't mention that in the "Instructions to those sitting in an exit row".

"You may be required to tackle and restraint your row-mate if they should attempt to open the exit door mid-flight"

@georgetakei I have no problem if snacky gets eaten by predators, or goes to work instead.

If you do it right, I've found you can do both.