Notices by Ham on Wry (hamonwry@mastodon.world), page 4

Dreaming of far away lands

#Caturday #Saturday

Pretty sure God loves Atheists best. They’re never a bother and are naturally good, generous and kind without having to threaten them with hellfire and brimstone.

What did we learn since 2016?

Chronic losers always say everything is rigged when they don’t win.

Maybe if criminal Trump isn’t sent to prison he could be sent to California where he can start his community service by raking the forest as a way of preventing brush fires.

After all, it was his idea in 2020.

#trump

So, 21 Republicans in Congress are planning on slowing things down and not doing any work in protest of Felon Trump being prosecuted.

My question is simple. How will we know the difference?

#republicans #congress

Comfortably Dumb

#TrumpGuiltyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

The height of laziness?

Ordering using your Starbucks app from inside a nearly empty Starbucks.

Trump lawyers called Michael Cohen ‘the greatest liar of all time’.

If true, then Cohen has surpassed his mentor and teacher, Donald Trump.

#trumptrial #michaelcohen

It’s nice to finally be on a social media site where you can learn new things from the comments left on your posts instead of getting the same old fuck yous.

#mastodon #socialmedia

BREAKING: Trump accepts NRA endorsement.

In unrelated news, Trump is also taking credit for abortion bans as he talks about protecting life.

With more than 40,000 gun related deaths each year, the irony seems to be lost on Trump.

After today’s testimony in the NY election interference trial it was clear that the only one who cared that his wife would find out about paying $130,000 to Stormy Daniels was Michael Cohen. He did everything he could so Mrs. Cohen wouldn’t find out that he was borrowing money to pay Stormy until Trump reimbursed him. Melania wasn’t even a concern.

#trumptrial #michaelcohen

Just once I’d like to see Amazon’s next day delivery take less than 3 weeks.

By slut-shaming the woman you trapped in your hotel room while your 3rd wife just gave birth to your 5th child.

#WrongWaysToComplain
#HashTagGames

I prefer Joe Biden over future Rikers Island inmate #072505.

The choice is very clear.

Orange face paint is you color. You’re really gonna rock that orange Rikers jumpsuit.

#ComplimentAVillain
#HashtagGames

Green Lightening

#RejectedCyberTruckNames
#HashtagGames

#OddCelebrityHabits
#HashTagGames

Bugs Bunny will talk politics with anyone, but conspiracy theories is one rabbit hole he won’t go down.

I think that during the next Holy war atheists should be allowed to opt out.

I prefer Presidential candidates who don’t have to sell Bibles to pay for lawyers because they slept with a porn star behind their wife’s back.

I don’t understand peoples fascination with guns. I’ll go to the range, put some holes in a paper target and after 5-6 rounds I’m completely bored out of my skull.