Notices by Ham on Wry (hamonwry@mastodon.world), page 3

Besides the sexism, racism, chronic lies, nazism and bigotry ... what are your policies, trump?

You have nothing ... nada ... zero ... zip ... zilch that the majority of Americans need or want.

#trump #republicans #KamalaHarris #HarrisForPresident

I’m a very shy person, so when I die I’m not telling a soul because I hate being the center of attention and I don’t want a big foofaraw made over my death.

In 2016, criminal trump promised to bring in ‘all the best people’.

If true, then explain JD Vance.

#jdvance #HarrisForPresident #Republicans

You can tell a lot about a person’s character when you get down to the last slice of pizza.

Amiright?

The slogan, the prosecutor vs the felon is perfect.

But I'd like to also suggest: the woman vs the rapist.

Soooooooo, it turns out that the #republicans are the only Party this election with an old man who is in serious mental decline running for the Presidency.

#trump #mentaldecline #tooold

The only thing that would sum up the Republican Party agenda at this years #RNC would be if they all raised their right arms in a #fascist salute and goose stepped out of the arena in unison.

If you elect a man who has betrayed his country then you've elected a man who will betray his country.

If criminal and traitor trump is elected this will be America’s final Independence Day. Next year there will be a military parade held in his honor and legions of MAGA hat wearing thugs goose stepping in the streets of Washington.

#july4th

If a tree falls in the forest, do the other trees laugh and post it on TikTok?

Plot Twist: Prez Biden does a 180 on his values and uses his new immunity powers granted him by #scotus to jail criminal trump and the 6 Conservative justices without due process.

Yangort, dew-day hmmmm-badew. Yay-bo, badoo doo york hmmm. Bork, bork Bork!

#OddCookingTips
#HashTagGames

Be careful what you say this #Caturday. I can hear you.

So, Prez Biden fucked up one debate.

That said, convicted criminal trump fucked up an entire presidency.

The more you know.

#presidentialdebate

The Republican’ts want to defund and dismantle education.

Somebody please explain to me how you ‘make America great again’ with legions of stupid people.

Anybody? … Somebody?

Who cares if electricity comes from wind, sun or ocean waves. As long as it stops coming from a global killer like fossil fuels.

Religion isn’t under attack by America. It’s America that’s under attack by religion.

Dreaming of far away lands

#Caturday #Saturday

Pretty sure God loves Atheists best. They’re never a bother and are naturally good, generous and kind without having to threaten them with hellfire and brimstone.

What did we learn since 2016?

Chronic losers always say everything is rigged when they don’t win.