Notices by crow@irlqt.net

my kids got me flowers for Mother's Day 😭

had a dream a seattle tea shop started serving "Earl They" tea and it became a culture war issue and there were news segments on the importance of Earl Grey's Northumberland heritage to american values

wave both hands and yell "McDonalds!" to prove you're human

RE: https://sharkey.skydevs.me/notes/ajyq72pspas8060p

halfway to a party and turned around; time to sleep instead #old

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer come thru

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer i don't drive at all :xenia_cry: i'm gay :xenia_linux:

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer i also don't believe in DNS but that's another rant

i do run several name servers but i just push config changes to them through existing methods

i don't use this sort of thing so i only know some of the names of the services - sorry bezos

when i see what kind of frameworks and tooling you need to interact with the ☁️ i do not understand why anyone bothers

oh a webserver is difficult to deploy, let the cloud do it for you - instead of learning nginx learn AMZ Splooge™ which is half web gui half cli and will change every 60 days on how to configure it - don't forget to set up your Zones™ for a Highways 66 Route™ to your S3 bucket portal to correctly serve index.html from a beanstalk (you do want to have redundant 🫘 yes?)

is it behind Firewall++ ? did you upload your terraform config to thru the cli to sync your ports?

is the cli properly authenticated? do you need secrets management? would you like to buy some serverless lambdas to rotate them for you?

it will cost $400/month
ofc if you configure it correctly then it might be freeeeeeeee until it's not again - read our blog for updates on billing OR subscribe to our reporting service for alerts ($0.67/alert)

i mean, it has to be easier to just learn a computer at some point

really says it all

#nix #nixos

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

@Saorsa@neondystopia.world I also want to know why this is or if I have something misconfigured

@moth_ball@shitposter.world @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer it's where you turn a big dial between t-shirt sizes while looking back at your manager and gauging their reaction

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer sometimes, people in my org would say the wanted to do """agile""" and i would be like "idc how you want to organize your work but i will not be going to a single standup, story sizing, or retro"

fuck that shit

"but how do you know work is getting done?"

well you see, every day i go down to the Big Hole we're digging and see people shoveling and moving dirt and see that it gets deeper and wider every day because i've dug holes before and i don't need Jira to tell me if dirts being moved or not

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer truly a complete reversal from how it was initially conceived

@artemis@dice.camp yeah i would say the largest divide between me and my ostensibly progressive acquaintances is that they just want to turn back the clock to 2016

which
1. makes you a conservative ("things were better in the past let's not change too much")
2. for who? white upper middle class cishet people? i seem to recall a laundry list of atrocities that up until 2016 too

@artemis@dice.camp

liberals seeing the current immigration enforcement and saying "this isn't america!"

fascists raising an eyebrow, exchanging glances, "what are they talking about, this is the third time we've rounded up vaguely south american looking people for mass deportations; what country do they think they're in?"

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer sounds lovely 💜

i spent a day doing fire fighter drills in preparation for drill school and now im drinking wine and will probably keep reading ancillary justice 📖

@N33R@fops.cloud I started putting them on my bathroom door because overflow became too much for my devices to bear

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer usually yeah , but this year it's just thinking about how my life has fallen dangerously apart