Notices by Geoff Coffey (gwcoffey@mastodon.social)

@evan An aside, but it never ceases to amaze me how totally essentially all modern notions of domestic federal welfare power rest on the Interstate Commerce Clause. A result it clearly wasn't actually intended to produce.

To be clear, I fully support the Freedom of Choice Act (and fair labor standards, and medical leave, and occupational safety standards, and union rights, and civil rights, and disability protections, and on and on…). It just shows how out of date our constitution is.

@evan In conversation.

@evan Also I answered half hour or less but that's not really true because I only eat half. If my wife wants one we share. Otherwise I throw the other half away :(

Just look at this 1988 Crest packaging. An elegant toothpaste for a more civilized age.

@evan Unequivocally yes. I mean have you SEEN Daryl Hannah?

@evan I really wish I was a sicker person because they're neat but boy is it a lot of commitment.

@evan Oh dear. I didn’t intend for this to be rude so apologies if it came off that way. My honest experience with face book was that it was a sort of social obligation to follow the prompting such that dozens of people I never interacted with and didn’t even really know would post generic messages on my wall every year and it felt very inauthentic.

@evan Half the reason I left Facebook 10 years ago was because of the god damned birthday wishes.

@cwebber Did you ever read that story about the guy who tried to use "offset into pi" as a compression algorithm?

@evan Wow this one really made me think…

@evan Cheddar? We don’t get much call for it around here sir.

@mensrea @evan I didn’t answer the poll because it didn’t list enough options. No Venezuelan beaver cheese?!

@evan No but street toilets are a human right and one that is badly neglected by our infrastructure approach.