Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

Breaking: The US sees a surge of criminals crossing the border into the Cabinet.

Trump’s picks for attorney general and Pentagon chief will be meeting with senators on Capitol Hill this week. Seasoned observers believe the visits will be deemed successful if they manage not to sexually assault any of the Senators or their staff.

I've never felt so close to my grandparents as when I'm about to get the viruses they all but eliminated.

Breaking: President-elect Donald Trump promises Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski “firsthand access” to one of his planned camps for journalists.

*Trump slapping the side of the Cabinet* “You would not believe how many sex offenders can fit in this baby.”

It's honestly as if someone who loathed America to their core were making every Cabinet selection. https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/14/robert-f-kennedy-jr-trump-hhs-secretary-pick-00188617

Breaking: At today’s meeting between President Biden and President-Elect Trump, the two men will walk through the White House and discuss whether any visible damage warrants a charge to President Biden’s security deposit.

US Senators announce that there will be no need for the traditional shaking hands photo as part of Pete Hegseth’s confirmation process meet-and-greet. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47201923

“I reject Nazism, I just voted for Hitler the man.” https://www.inquirer.com/politics/election/donald-trump-voters-pennsylvania-economy-fascism-20241111.html

Those of us who never took down our Christmas tree last year are looking pretty smart right around now.

Will the last person to leave Twitter please turn Elon off? https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-user-decline-in-uk-eu-us

January 6 insurrectionist to pardon other January 6 insurrectionists. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/jan-6-cases-what-happens-focus-felony-rioters-trump-election-rcna175386

NYT: “What Trump will do in the first hundred days of his thousand-year reich.”

“We have to understand the concerns of Harris voters.”
— No quote in any article

It's key that Harris win early and decisively on Election Night for two critical reasons: a convincing victory will be a bulwark against efforts by Trump partisans to undermine the election's integrity, and I really hate staying up late.

Breaking: Republicans announce that an AI model trained exclusively on Trump’s speeches over the past month will be their presidential candidate in perpetuity.

Breaking: Former President Jimmy Carter pledges to outlive Donald Trump’s political career.

I like my presidential candidates like I like my coffee: not wanting to kill me.

I may not write a great novel, but I’ve written enough posts to fill a book that includes 3 bangers.

The even harder truth: Americans don't trust self-interested billionaires.