Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

Breaking: To skirt due process issues, President Trump signs an executive order announcing that everyone in the United States is now a member of MS-13.

Breaking: Leak of sensitive U.S military information traced to a close advisor of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Jack Daniels.

Harvard University predates Donald Trump by about 300 years and I’m pretty sure will outlast him too.

Following President Nayib Bukele's White House visit, President Trump gives him permission to grab random people off of Pennsylvania Avenue and take as many as he can fit on his plane back with him to El Salvador.

The presidential administration that has ushered in all ten plagues wishes you a happy Passover.

Breaking: The United States.

Thank goodness for the fourth branch of the U.S. government, financial markets.

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Ironic that President Trump surrenders on tariffs on Appomattox Day.

Breaking: President Trump deports U.S. economic system to El Salvador.

A constitutional crisis looms as Donald Trump and Elon Musk vigorously disagree on tariff policy and the Constitution has no procedure to invoke in the event that there is an impasse between co-Presidents.

Today there was even a protest rally on Heard Island.

Breaking: President Trump imposes a 100% tariff on poster boards and markers.

Tariffs on duct tape and baling wire are going to really drive up Cybertruck production costs.

Breaking: In a surprise retaliatory move specifically targeting the Trump Administration, El Salvador imposes a 30% tariff on prisoner slaves imported from the U.S.

Breaking: President Trump demands that a GOP Senator give a 25-hour speech about how admired he is or face deportation.

Breaking: French far-right leader Le Pen, furious about being held accountable for her crimes, vows to move to the United States.

Breaking: Man who wants nothing more than to be liked set to lose hundreds of billions of dollars as a direct result of being despised.

Trump Administration officials claim their war plans discussions were secure as they took place in a SCIF:

Signal
Chat
Including the
Fellas

Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife Usha's high-profile trip to Greenland she will be permitted back into the United States.