Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife Usha's high-profile trip to Greenland she will be permitted back into the United States.

Breaking: Moving forward, instead of using Signal to chat about sensitive military operations the Pentagon will use Twitter DMs.

Tesla objects to people spray painting Swastikas on Cybertrucks because customers should be ordering the official Swastika decal at time of checkout.

Breaking: President Trump to order the deporting of NCAA athletes on student visas from schools that Donald Trump Jr. had losing early in his NCAA tournament bracket.

Despite the latest tranche of files on the 1963 JFK assassination released to the public, RFK Jr. continues to maintain that his uncle was killed by a vaccine.

But if they’re not arrested at the border or disappeared during their stay, foreign tourists can have a great time visiting the U.S.

What NASA’s two astronauts who have been stuck in space since before Trump’s inauguration see upon their return to Earth.

Senator Schumer gives off “likes are not an endorsement” energy.

Breaking: President Trump signs an Executive Order making climate change illegal.

Breaking: Tesla HR sends Elon Musk an email asking for five bullet points listing what he has accomplished for the company over the past week.

Breaking: James Bond franchise under Amazon to pivot to more billionaire-villain-sympathetic storylines.

I have been quietly preparing for the U.S.-initiated global trade war by buying everything I will need for the next four years.

Breaking: Trump agrees to surrender Ukraine to Russia in exchange for returning Alaska to Russia.

The Trump Administration announces Project 1846, to include:
• US-Mexican war
• end of birthright citizenship
• return of measles
• safest form of travel is by train

Breaking: In a historic first, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces the start of work on a vaccine against other vaccines.

Who knew that Trump would be able to add to his leadership team all Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse — Disease, Famine, War and Death.

Breaking: US Health Secretary RFK Jr. calls for an end to deadly Texas measles outbreak having now been satisfied that his uncle’s death has been avenged. https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-cdc-says-vaccination-remains-best-defense-against-measles-after-death-texas-2025-02-28/

Turns out Zelenskyy is good at standing up against dictators.

You see, the Trump Administration is all about job creation. https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/politics/russia-us-spy-networks/index.html

Excited that the Washington Post will be publishing my first op-ed, “DEI Is an Expression of Personal Liberties and Bolsters Free Markets.”