Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

Breaking: Elon Musk promises to treat the IRS data downloaded by DOGE like his children and completely ignore them.

Donald Trump has given Elon Musk a job that allows him to use his greatest talent — siphoning money out of the U.S. government.

Breaking: Egypt and Jordan leaders are offered a free trip to Washington, DC in exchange for attending a two-hour meeting on buying a timeshare at a Trump Gaza resort.

Breaking: President Trump dismisses the Pope’s rebuke of his mass deportation policy, asking “How many divisions does the Pope have?”

I’m starting to regret voting for Elon Musk.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Breaking: Democratic Senators agree to come together and perform a heartfelt rendition of Imagine.

They couldn’t make Cool Hand Luke today because that hard boiled egg scene would cost $35 million to shoot.

Trump White House hoping tomorrow will finally be the day in that they can change the “Days Since Our Policies Killed Innocent People” sign from 0 to 1.

Thursday morning air traffic controller.

Breaking: Trump offers Denmark three dozen eggs for Greenland.

Churches and courtrooms are the only places that Trump is forced to sit quietly and listen to things he disagrees with.

New York Times: “Elon Musk Admits It Was a Nazi Salute, But That’s Just One Man’s Opinion.”

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office.

Don’t worry people it was a heat of the moment thing, Elon only does a Nazi salute when he’s really excited.

Breaking: Matt Gaetz will attend Trump’s inauguration as Washington DC temperatures are now expected to be under 18.

Breaking: Elon Musk to donate Cybertruck to Arlington National Cemetery in connection with the creation of a Tomb of the Unknown Tesla Driver.

Breaking: Trump Inauguration organizers announce that the QAnon Shaman will offer the opening Invocation.

In recent days it seems like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg are trying to see who can be the most repulsive person.

Boys, boys, boys, it’s not a competition — we hate you all equally.