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Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Jun-2025 19:48:22 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do you plead?”

    “Well, we are all going to die.”

    Judge: “Release this man!”

    In conversation about 3 days ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-May-2025 04:25:24 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    I actually believe that Stephen Miller hits like a five-year old.

    In conversation about 5 days ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 08:08:46 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: President Trump unable to write out $52 billion numerically.

    In conversation about 10 days ago from mastodon.social permalink

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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 17:39:17 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Kristi Noem should understand that she may ban international students from attending Harvard but her kids still aren’t getting in.

    In conversation about 13 days ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 19-May-2025 00:58:58 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Noting that “everyone needs to make sacrifices” to help the economy, President Trump pledges to donate half of his bribes to the U.S. Treasury.

    In conversation about 17 days ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 20:40:11 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: President Trump promises to end the war between Russia and Ukraine “in 24 hours” upon taking office a third time.

    In conversation about 20 days ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 03:27:56 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as new “Impeachable Offense One.”

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 01:25:55 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Happy Mothra’s Day

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink

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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 04:54:06 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Military expert here. All joking aside, Super Hornets only do this when they are under extreme distress. https://www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-aircraft-carrier-red-sea-lost-another-super-hornet-2025-5

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      A US Navy aircraft carrier in the Red Sea fight just lost a third Super Hornet. The $60 million jet went overboard on landing.
      from Jake Epstein
      The F/A-18 tried landing on the USS Harry S. Truman but went overboard after the arrestment failed, a defense official said.
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-May-2025 04:47:46 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney should be mindful of JD Vance’s admonishment of Zelenskyy and say a big “thank you” to President Trump for his recent election.

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-May-2025 00:09:24 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: President Trump's military birthday parade will feature a "Salute to Bone Spurs."

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 16:05:02 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    *Me going to the store with my government-issued monthly voucher for two toys, sticking to side streets to avoid an ICE abduction and rendering to a foreign prison or people infected with measles.*

    “This is what winning feels like.”

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 04:08:13 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: United States judiciary awakens to find a horse’s head in its bed.

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 01:18:32 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    If you like salmon you’re going to love salmonella. https://apnews.com/article/poultry-salmonella-food-poisoning-usda-081dafd3c8a75c3ef2203d260584a893

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink

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      USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
      from https://apnews.com/author/jonel-aleccia
      The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 19:21:43 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Dismayed by a stunning 71% drop in Tesla’s year-over-year profits, Elon Musk says that had they even had a 69% drop “I would have said ‘nice.’” https://wapo.st/3YH4f7K

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 21:14:09 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    JD Vance’s handlers: “Well, he really shat the bed with the Zelenskyy meeting and the Ohio State football team photo-op, let’s get him a meeting that even he can’t fuck up, like with the Pope.”

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 23:56:30 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: The Supreme Court announces that publication of Justice Alito’s dissent in the deportation case will be delayed as it is translated from its original German.

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 23:55:58 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    The Accidental Harvard Letter
    The Accidental Deportation
    The Accidental Tariff on an Uninhabited Island
    The Accidental Disclosure of War Plans to a Journalist
    The Accidental Firings of Nuclear Safety Workers

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Apr-2025 21:46:15 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: To skirt due process issues, President Trump signs an executive order announcing that everyone in the United States is now a member of MS-13.

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Apr-2025 21:43:46 JST Missing The Point Missing The Point

    Breaking: Leak of sensitive U.S military information traced to a close advisor of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Jack Daniels.

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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