Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

Breaking: Elon Musk to donate Cybertruck to Arlington National Cemetery in connection with the creation of a Tomb of the Unknown Tesla Driver.

Breaking: Trump Inauguration organizers announce that the QAnon Shaman will offer the opening Invocation.

In recent days it seems like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg are trying to see who can be the most repulsive person.

Boys, boys, boys, it’s not a competition — we hate you all equally.

I’m not sure Dr. Hannibal Lecter would even be willing to come to the US at this point.

Breaking: House Chamber of U.S. Capitol sign "Number of Presidential Elections Since Last Attempt to Use Violence to Impede the Certification of Electoral Votes" is changed to "1."

Breaking: President-elect Donald Trump will observe January 6 by laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unidentified Insurrectionist.

Barely into Dry January and already looking forward to February 1 and my next shower.

Just remember, we didn’t like how 2024 started either and look how that year turned out.

2025 emerges, sees own shadow and hides again, meaning six more weeks of 2024.

Be environmentally friendly and recycle your New Year’s resolutions.

Jimmy Carter, the American president who gained superpowers by entering the core of a nuclear power plant to prevent a meltdown, dies at 100. RIP

Really thought Jimmy would make it to 200.

Laura Loomer hates Elon so much you’d think she’s one of his kids.

Roses are red
Violets have chloroform
I spent $44 billion to buy Twitter and yet

Former presidential candidate Marianne Williamson on Thursday launched a bid for chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), arguing that only she can garner support among the key voting bloc of the denizens of the astral plane. https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5056296-marianne-williamson-dnc-chair-bid/

Hitler teases German expansion

The chancellor-elect has suggested a territorial extension into Austria, the Sudetenland and Poland. If he's serious, it would rival the Treaty of Utrecht.

Imagine being literally the richest person in the world, maybe in history, and still worrying about tax cuts. lmao loser https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/elon-musk-vivek-trump-tax-cuts-social-security-medicare-1235212608/

Breaking: Donald Trump plans “Stop the Steal” rally in Washington DC on January 6 claiming that he won the presidential election over Elon Musk.

Breaking: Congress now in a double bind as it was planning to buy the decorations for its "We Funded The Government" celebration from Party City.

Breaking: Elon Musk promises Donald Trump “an important role” in the upcoming presidential administration, with “specific areas of responsibility to be worked out.”