Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

Me after punching someone in the face: “OK, fight’s over.”

My guess is a higher percentage of ICE agents have criminal records than the people they are detaining.

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.

I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to humiliate President Trump at his own parade and mobilize millions of Americans across the nation to demonstrate against him.

Responding to concerns regarding unidentified plain clothes ICE agents telling people to get in an unmarked van, Congress requires the use of bumper stickers on non-ICE vans saying “This van will take you to a second location to murder you.”

Would be kind of funny if Gov. Newsom turned around and deployed the California National Guard back in LA to protect the population from masked, unidentified ICE agents seizing people off the streets.

It’s going to be pretty awkward the next time DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is called before Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, on which Sen. Alex Padilla is the ranking member.

Breaking: SpaceX asks Elon Musk if he could go focus on the government again.

Breaking: Putin vows retaliation for strikes in Russia, just not with their strategic bomber fleet.

Kristi Noem, Los Angeles is not a "city full of criminals." There aren't THAT many ICE agents there.

Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do you plead?”

“Well, we are all going to die.”

Judge: “Release this man!”

I actually believe that Stephen Miller hits like a five-year old.

Breaking: President Trump unable to write out $52 billion numerically.

Kristi Noem should understand that she may ban international students from attending Harvard but her kids still aren’t getting in.

Noting that “everyone needs to make sacrifices” to help the economy, President Trump pledges to donate half of his bribes to the U.S. Treasury.

Breaking: President Trump promises to end the war between Russia and Ukraine “in 24 hours” upon taking office a third time.

President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as new “Impeachable Offense One.”

Happy Mothra’s Day

Military expert here. All joking aside, Super Hornets only do this when they are under extreme distress. https://www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-aircraft-carrier-red-sea-lost-another-super-hornet-2025-5

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney should be mindful of JD Vance’s admonishment of Zelenskyy and say a big “thank you” to President Trump for his recent election.