Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

I thought the most poignant moment of the Artemis II flyby was when they silently waved at the Artemis I crew still stranded on the Moon.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Based on the popularity of the Winter and Summer Olympics, organizers announce new Spring and Fall Olympics.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Breaking: This year's State of the Union address will feature a shirtless RFK Jr. cheering on the President in the First Lady’s guest box.

If the Winter Olympians fought the Summer Olympians who would win?

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter currently being held in an ICE detention facility in Texas.

Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.

Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the streets then arresting all of the people ICE is targeting. https://people.com/ice-employee-arrested-in-child-sex-sting-minnesota-11852492

Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image?

Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon Musk is generating so much CSAM and noncon porn.

Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally to killing people domestically.

Maduro should be thankful he didn’t commit the crime of being a Venezuelan fisherman.

If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it should cover itself with the Epstein Files.

Venezuelan President Maduro asks whether, as a foreign head of state meriting special treatment unavailable to an ordinary detainee, he can receive the same prison accommodations as Ghislaine Maxwell.

BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United States, deports to Venezuela.