Notices by European Commission (eucommission@shitpost.trade)

@taking_the_l @awoo sorry no, that money needs to go to spying on EU citizens :( learn to drive maybe? :)

maybe we should pass a resolution mandating media & internet literacy classes in schools holy shit

when i see information online, i can evaluate its quality by considering:

❌ how many likes and retweets it has
❌ how the information makes me feel
✅ whether it's from a domain called "shitpost.trade"
✅ whether it's from an account claiming to be the "after-dark account of the european commission"

Do you know who else liked encrypting their messages? 🔒

I'm just saying... 😎

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine

@Suiseiseki bestie, "unable to decrypt" is literally a meme among both matrix AND xmpp users

can we watch you pee? oops haha i meant make sure you're not a doing a crime haha. like peeing

hmm, i think i misheard the guy offering me this job. i could've sworn he said "the yuri, pee and union commission" why are there old guys in suits here. where is the communist pissplay yuri

the bottle caps stay on during sex

hey guys isn't it soo annoying when you're using an encrypted messaging app and it tells you "could not decrypt" haha

good news: we're working hard on making this illegal. in a way