Notices by jonny (jonny@social.coop)

Root post for #monsterdon

i have literally never thought Futurama was Good until for some reason bender is now trying to fuck the space ship and why do none of the robots in any of the other scifi fuck of their own accord. outside of a Philip K Dick or qntm short story when do you get the robots full of desire, need, or the fallout from the pay toilet fucking the state fair ride in the next cubicle

who is the biggest theoretical match but empirical mismatch of sexual energy among utilitarian/infrastructural machines and why is it parking meter and and lathe

so this is how it comes out that my one mission in life, and one regret at having failed to realize while humanity roamed the earth was robots fucking each other of their own accord. it will prove to be the final effect of fascism on us all, that intelligent life on earth did not end by radiating mechanical reproductive humping across the cosmos

if i were to try and condense all the COINTELPRO style in-universe deactivation propaganda of my generation into one tiktok video, at least part of it would be a dance-based shaming stitch over an LA influencer denying the sexual autonomy of their home surveillance androids

"can you believe this bitch does not let her appliances fuck" would be my album title if i was hired to score the christofascist apocalypse

Root post for #monsterdon

Root post for #monsterdon

#monsterdon root post

Someone left a note on the windshield of my filthy ass, busted ass 2004 Honda civic saying they wanted to buy that shit off me. The "all cars are spyware tanks" thing must really not be going well huh

A few years ago I used an ad profile fuzzing extension that clicked on every link in every page, and for some reason that put me in the advertising latent space where the only ads I saw were for like precious metal, executive lifestyle, minimalist spinning tops. I just requested google delete my data again and the only thing left in my shopping history is having viewed this downspout like 5 years ago. So I think I am going to write a quick script to seek out gutter stuff bc its visually calming

Again, I have found a use case for LLMs, and wouldnt you know it, again, the use case is spam.

anarchists are just people who want to unfuck the world while also having tactical and realistic beliefs about power

My fuckin Honda civic is 20 years old soon and going absolutely nowhere for another 20 more and like fuck fossil fuels but you gotta respect a machine without an ounce of planned obsolescence in its body

@mensrea
Almost all my miles are on an ebike baby my civic is just for sentimental reasons and avoiding the hell of automotive surveillance

@mensrea
Gotta do what works for ya ♥ we deserve a class of EV between the 4-ton lithium monsters and a 1000W ebike thats for sure

Government threatening to garnish my wages for not paying my parking tickets and I really need to find an employer willing to pay me in cash under the table

You can see for yourself using exiftool.
To remove all of the top-level metadata, you can use exiftool and qpdf:

exiftool -all:all= <path.pdf> -o <output1.pdf>
qpdf --linearize <output1.pdf> <output2.pdf>

To remove *all* metadata, you can use dangerzone or mat2

Also present in the metadata are NISO tags for document status indicating the "final published version" (VoR), and limits on what domains it should be present on. Elsevier scans for PDFs with this metadata, so good idea to strip it any time you're sharing a copy.

Links:
exiftool: https://www.exiftool.org/
qpdf: https://qpdf.sourceforge.io/
dangerzone (GUI, render PDF as images, then re-OCR everything): https://dangerzone.rocks/
mat2 (render PDF as images, don't OCR): https://0xacab.org/jvoisin/mat2