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   jonny (jonny@social.coop)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:20:39 JST jonny

   #RootPost for #Monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:20:36 JST jonny (good kind)

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     LOOK WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THIS BEING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AS HOME ALONE THERE IS THE WET BANDIT RIGHT THERE #Monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:20:37 JST jonny (good kind)

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     whoever or whatever a CHUD is better get on eating or mind controlling or turning inside out all of the principals STAT #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:20:38 JST jonny (good kind)

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     this movie takes place in the same universe as Home Alone and this is Kevin's dad's bohemian artist second-family #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:49:56 JST jonny (good kind)

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     obsessed with how marv is running this meeting now this rules #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:49:57 JST jonny (good kind)

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     kevin is older than all his siblings actually, but the radiation causes him to age exceptionally slowly. this is why his "older" brothers buzz and the bully one don't trust him, because they have been able to see how he has outlived them and stayed a child, while the younger siblings are fine with him #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:49:57 JST jonny (good kind)

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     the wet bandits are hunting kevin because they know he comes from an unholy chud-tainted spawn. they are trying to rid the earth of the last spore of the chuds, only to find out the Joe Pesci was working with the chuds all along. Marv has only ever known betrayal #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:49:58 JST jonny (good kind)

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     SHE IS PREGNANT! SHE IS PREGNANT! WITH KEVIN! FROM HOME ALONE!!! #Monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:49:59 JST jonny (good kind)

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     why are they depicting unhoused people as like coal miners #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:49:59 JST jonny (good kind)

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     is this guy doing a Q gadget scene or something with the cop? do the cops not have geiger counters and ski boots? #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:50:00 JST jonny (good kind)

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     kevin's dad and the model lady are kevin's true parents, not the very concerned 90's lady that is depicted in the home alone canon. this woman is the woman in central park that is the pigeon shepherd, and she watches over him because she knows that kevin's dad can't reveal his true origin and destiny w.r.t. the CHUDs #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 11:50:01 JST jonny (good kind)

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     The only problem with making a home alone prequel is that there is almost no lore in home alone whatesoever to go off of. but the failure of the administrative state to protect the undergrounders is why Marv turned to a life of wet banditry, Joe Pesci will be barfed out by one of the CHUDs, and if they ever made it to home alone 5 they would have revealed this in the moment when they finally captured kevin and Joe Pesci slurps his spinal column out of him like a spaghetti #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:06:27 JST jonny (good kind)

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     sorta tuned out on this movie, mostly invested in how shitty everyone's pockets are #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:06:28 JST jonny (good kind)

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     flamethrower is maybe the worst choice you could make in a sewer, those mfs have no oxygen anymore #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:06:28 JST jonny (good kind)

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     man ben stiller didn't even stand a chance, got taken out by an unmoving door #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:06:29 JST jonny (good kind)

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     the cops are outfitted with belts of ammo for their flamethrowers #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:06:30 JST jonny (good kind)

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     ah yes let me run my contaminated hazmat gloves through my hair #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:06:30 JST jonny (good kind)

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     why are the literal ski boots with "Scott" still on them main characters in this movie #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:20:08 JST jonny (good kind)

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     very unclear as to why the photographer knows the underground so well or why he or the model woman are involved at all #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:20:09 JST jonny (good kind)

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     chuds are zombies i have no idea what's going on #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:20:10 JST jonny (good kind)

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     she has a blood explosion in her shower drain and the very next scene is of her being completely fine!?!?! #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:20:10 JST jonny (good kind)

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     still unclear why the photographer is wearing scrubs. costumes in this movie suck #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:20:11 JST jonny (good kind)

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     john goodman's hair is spectacular #monsterdon

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 12:20:12 JST jonny (good kind)

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     was that a chud in the drain????????????? are they just trying to traumatize kevin's real mom so she can do a sarah conner in home alone 6???? #monsterdon