Stolen from my friend Vito on FB. 😂
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Sep-2026 07:09:28 JST
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 06:24:59 JST
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/117208656183479705
Sadly, I don't think we're even *close* to Peak Dumbfuckery.
This shitstain on humanity is only going to get *worse* after the midterms…🤦🏼♂️
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2026 03:40:24 JST
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@ttscoff/117118477696325431
“We Americans claim to be a peace-loving people. We hate bloodshed; we are opposed to violence.”
Only Americans believe this. The rest of the world believes America is a voracious, bloodthirsty, heavily armed and militarized Imperial Power. 🤷🏼♂️
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 03:30:32 JST
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“In Madrid, a group of people mostly wearing Spains soccer NT jersey beating person wearing Argentinas soccer NT jersey. Reason for the attack is unknown…"
Oh yeah…it's a real mystery…🤦🏼♂️
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 13:17:57 JST
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@KingShawn/116961258627049184
And when the hell did Spielberg go to the “JJ Abram’s School of Annoying Lens Flare”! 🤦🏼♂️
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 10:02:31 JST
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RE: https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS/116899871404551342
Same, Ukrainians….same…😡
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 13:18:06 JST
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@time/top-stories-088ho5dkz/-/a-6qLAPoebTcGkoieVolEQ_A%3Aa%3A3195429-%2F0
Then we’ll have an ocean full of Republican Squids…
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 05:53:58 JST
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Wait…”…banned for 10 years…”
WTF!? Shouldn’t they be banned FOR LIFE from teaching!? 🤦🏼♂️
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 05:21:24 JST
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Watched Mortal Kombat II last night. Don't remember seeing the first one. Never played the game.
What a gloriously bad movie! Terrible writing (with a couple of funny lines) but some truly inventively gruesome character deaths. The ending sets up a completely unnecessary sequel. Please don’t…
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 13:51:01 JST
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116603719848227450
Sorry but it's hard/impossible to work up any sympathy for people so FUCKING STUPID they would pay in advance for what ALL OF US knew was going to be utter crap.
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 06:32:24 JST
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I AM ANTIFA!
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 05:28:48 JST
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@steter Oh, it's worse….
The cat doesn't bite people and give them eternal life. He just sits there….and watches them DIE!
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 05:20:29 JST
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"Oscar the cat predicted the deaths of over 100 nursing home residents by spending time with them in their last moments."
Wait...WHAT?
"Predicted" or *caused*!?
Oscar is either a comfort in their last moments or a terrifying harbinger of their impending death!
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 03-May-2026 06:36:57 JST
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No, it is not…🤬
“It's NOT a Coincidence the States redrawing Voting Maps to suppress Black voters are the SAME ones that fought to keep slavery.”
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2026 09:50:38 JST
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@fj/116368103475005137
GOOD! Those giant, ugly Penis Enhancements shouldn't be allowed on ANY roads…
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2026 09:42:45 JST
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@courtcan/116369638352611118
“A lot of us care and are aware. “
Absolutely true.
But…
There's not nearly enough caring and awareness among those who can DO SOMETHING about it.
Congress, the judicial branch, the Cabinet…all and more are complicit in enabling <all of this>.
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 07:01:08 JST
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“The Wall Looks Permanent Until It Falls”
The author of this well-written article tries to put a brave face on American society but I think he ultimately fails. He says, "America’s problems are solved problems." He means the issues facing everyday American society - health care, affordable higher education, sensible gun regulation, paid parental leave, etc. are problems that have been (mostly) solved elsewhere in the Western world to varying degrees.
https://doamm.com/2026/01/16/the-wall-looks-permanent-until-it-falls/
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 09:10:13 JST
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@KingShawn/115884180207112208
GOD DAMN IT! Any Wordpress experts out there who can help me NOT have my crossposts have my ugly mug on them? DON’T WANT…
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jan-2026 06:12:15 JST
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America...what a country..
...run by an unrepentant, hypocritical, power mad ASSHOLE…
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Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Dec-2024 07:52:16 JST
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Thoughts and prayers, NRA… https://beige.party/@SnowshadowII/113680408484494766
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