Notices by John (john234@mastodon.social), page 2

@fesshole you might want to get a side of statins with your Greggs.

@fesshole 69ing someone with titanium balls?

@fesshole your Mum probably knew. Mum's have a spidey sense for their kids' BS.

@fesshole it's an incredible coincidence that most IT security professionals were all born on 1/1/2000.

@fesshole https://mastodon.social/@zeneveryday/115484236687232236

@fesshole what if the person has a tremor they can't control and it takes them 20 times longer to enter text than a fully able person?

@fesshole changing times. The folks in 100 years' time will be like "What? The eejits in the 20th / 21st Centuries actually burned fossil fuels for entertainment?".

@fesshole that's the age to do it. Try it when you get to your late 40s - early 50s and it'll take you a month to recover.

@fesshole that big building at the end of The Mall has a lot of balconies. Give the owners a shout I'm sure they'd be up for it.

@fesshole always useful as a bit of insulation when fettling things outside in the cooler months.

@fesshole infra red illuminators are now common on UK traffic regulation cameras for low light imaging. They're the little black boxes attached to the pole that are separate from the cameras.

@fesshole that's very specific. I wonder how many men got firsts this year in history at Newcastle and whether folks at the history faculty read Fesshole!?

@fesshole hold on while I put a nappy on.

@fesshole not exactly helping with food waste as they'll probably have to bin the remainder of the opened container.

@fesshole I had a whole lot of puddin' but now my bowels are full of nothing.