Notices by Karinargh the Goose the cat (karinargh@fribygda.no)

I have a box in the kitchen full of expensive and probably delicious chocolate. All of it over a year past expiry date. I love chocolate, I was just...procrastinating? Like I also do with fancy teas and cheeses and once I literally stared at a smoked animal product every single day for months on end as it liquified and died a number of deaths in its vacuum packaging and I felt bad and it was bad and everything was bad

I have books by super favorite authors I have been "saving" for...years

@dnoate @tanketom @bardeide jeg har hørt at dyra ikke er SÅ glad i å danne pyramideformasjoner i dansenummerne sine, men jeg tar det med en klype salt

...noen med Vårt Oslo-abb som kan vise meg saken om kattekartet på Kampen? Jeg trenger det fordi jeg er meg

Small 'mrää?' at 6.15am. Dire purrmergency.